I'll bet your not! Lol
addiction cost me everything
- Thread starter sponker
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Really ??? He spunked £500 on the Liverpool game the other day, no lessons have been learned here. Absolutely no thought for his 2 children he deserves every bit he gets, even though it's most likely a fake account
Ohh no,
fake?? Can this happen here? Next you'll be telling me that those women boarders don't exist!!!.......
s.p.t plastering
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I suffer with that big time. And i've never seeked any type of help.
stuart23
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Just started reading the chimp paradox after seeing it advertised a lot, only a chapter in but it's fascinating learning how the brain works. Cut a long story short the chimp in your brain is a separate part of the brain that acts on emotion that you need to control, the front of the brain is the human part where you make all your rational decisions and you have to stop the chimp clouding this.
Wanking that bad pal!?
stuart23
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Aye, that Wee fking chimp is one dirty bstard
Jurek
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good book. bit like what sponker is saying about his silent partner. though the chimp is far from silent. wish i had a pound for everytime he says chimp in that book
That made me laugh
stuart23
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That's why it's called spanking the monkey lol
U know more Than most pal..dont get me wrong I luv a gud tommy tank but building ur own wank proof room well that's stuff only we could dream of u lucky b*****d..
stuart23
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I'll let you know how me, my chimp and my right hand get on it
future generations of historians and scientists ,nobel prize winners ,will look back on this thread as the defining moment when the massed ranks of plasterers turned against each other, and were wiped out ,.....plasterers can not concentrate thinking about this thread already i hear tales of building sites being set alight,multi being put straight onto bare brick walls,stocks of plaster being ruined through the night gypsum wagons vandalised, mark my words anarchy on the streets ,the revoloution has started,......soon the cyborgs mutants and zombies will rise and take over our work,and customers, although sometimes i think they have started already,...so run away run away i say go now save yourselves keep away from this thread,...............anyhoooooooooo we must count our blessings those of us who are still here, it could be worse ,....dare i say it , well i will ,despite the advice and warnings,....it could have been about the handboard hawk issue ,which we talk about in hushed tones/whispers/point and stare, but we all know this issue is still out there.
A.plasterer
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can not do it dropsalot, must keep thread going , for future generations of plasterers who are yet to appear on this forum, they will have so much respect for us ,or not,....must keep thread going ,....handboard it is not a hawk,...thats bound to provoke an angry response name calling/letters to parliament,and so thread will keep going,.....also had a song in my head all day and i just could not remember it until now, darlin by the beach boys, really good song ,...just thought i would mention it,....keep thread going ,........
Squarehead
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Hector, I'm with you all the way, It's nice to see another spread bringing a leftfield, surrealist element to proceedings. In my early teens I was hooked on the beach boys and my all time summer fave was darlin' got a really nice pace to that track. Then I discovered Brian Wilson and pet sounds.... Love that guy.
A.plasterer
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fantastic record squarehead,glad somebody appreciated it ,just in my head all day,.....good to see we both have the same leftfield surrealist element to proceedings,different take and view on things,not sure everybody gets me at times,......van off road today needs new clutch,....so been playing the doors,touch me,riders on a storm and one of my real favourites eloise by barry ryan,one of those days today ,all the best hector.
A.plasterer
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Feck me the joy of this planet is its a stage and full of characters .
Suits me
what the heck is all this about a.plasterer, going right over my head this fellah ,....is he with us,....you need to listen to some good music ,......not this teapot,...the doors/bob dylan/neil young/cream,....this will improve your mental health ,no longer will you be pointed at in the street,......people will respect you more,........take my advice on above bands,.....not this plant pot
ohhhh i liked steptoe
A.plasterer
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Should of said strange and full of characters 
Squarehead
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Suits me
One of the greatest tracks to ever be performed live.
actually think you were right first time,.......the planet is a stage and full of characters,.....sounds like some ancient buddhist proverb,......something to think about and ponder on tomorrow,....the planet is a stage full of chracters,.........so just the music side to get right now a. plasterer, hope for you yet
A.plasterer
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Trust me my music taste is diverse been a skinhead,rude boy, mod , pot head n cheesy quaver and prob jumped over or tunneled under or walked through more fences into festys than most .
Bruv in law is promoter so get freebies now
but yeah not all music suits all 
A.plasterer
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Yup t in the park was particularly messy
this is a nightmare to me, bad heeed time
A.plasterer
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Was here in 84 listened to a guy do a track called "Stonehenge " for about 20 mins or more infact those were the only words chorus included