I just remember him ruining Roy Orbison and Friends for one being the worst musician out of all of them then hogging the microphone at any camera opportunity and twanging a s**t E chord as best he could he's bloody crap
Serves you right for listening to Roy Orbison then doesn't it?
Music is ace for pretending that you have good taste.
This is my shag blag music. I also have an interesting bookshelf, am a good cook, have a great rapport with the butcher and know all the best bars and restaurants in Manchester. Usually start the night in my mate's bar Taurus on Canal St (always good to know the owner), paying a visit to the Northern Soul bar on Tib St and Temple Bar near Oxford Rd - the one that used to be a toilet. Then on to Cloud 23 in the Beetham Tower.
It falls down a little later when they realise that -
I really listen to Little Richard, Boney M, Tom Jones, Village People and Johnny Cash.
Those nice clothes I was wearing are the only ones that I've got.
That meal was the only one that I know how to cook properly and I have a great rapport with the butcher because I drink with him.
Those books aren't the ones I really read. My Andy McNab collection, Evel Kneivel books and Beano annuals are hidden in the other room.
I usually drink Guinness and Rum, not wine and gin.
The Jag isn't mine.
My real hero is Lord Nelson, not Nelson Mandela.
We won't be doing it again any time soon because now I've got no money.