Are you on here you absolute turd

[lurpak]

I've seen that vid before. Thu, I didn't have 40min so I flicked through it and it seemed okay.

Actually watched it today at lunchtime. Jesus fkg Christ, what's he playing at? I mean, maybe it turned out okay but what fkg way is that to put on a wall? I got the impression that he only just got away with it too. All tearing like f**k when he's laying on and you can hear it's gone off when he's still flattening. What an abortion.

First backhanded compliment i got when learning was my finish is good. It’s just everything else.

Can tell a good spread by how tidy they put it on. Tidier it’s on the less work it needs.

That roger has a really rude attitude too. Speaks to that bird like a piece of s**t

 

[Stevieo]

First backhanded compliment i got when learning was my finish is good. It’s just everything else.

Can tell a good spread by how tidy they put it on. Tidier it’s on the less work it needs.

That roger has a really rude attitude too. Speaks to that bird like a piece of s**t

I got a tug for that the first time I worked for proper spreads. A brickie had taught me to 'just f**k**g get it on. You're coming back. Sort it then!'

Turned out proper spreads didn't like that so I had to up my game a bit.

 

[Zippydragon]

First backhanded compliment i got when learning was my finish is good. It’s just everything else.

Can tell a good spread by how tidy they put it on. Tidier it’s on the less work it needs.

That roger has a really rude attitude too. Speaks to that bird like a piece of s**t

He’s a tit mate

 

[Stevieo]

He’s a tit mate

The scary thing is, I saw his rendering video and thought there was fcuk all wrong with it. Christ knows what he's gone and put in my head.

 

[Zippydragon]

The scary thing is, I saw his rendering video and thought there was fcuk all wrong with it. Christ knows what he's gone and put in my head.

Think that’s bad u should see his tiling

 

[Stevieo]

First backhanded compliment i got when learning was my finish is good. It’s just everything else.

Can tell a good spread by how tidy they put it on. Tidier it’s on the less work it needs.

That roger has a really rude attitude too. Speaks to that bird like a piece of s**t

@JessThePlasterer says I give out backhanded compliments. I said she looked a bit better when she had a wash and put on a bit of lippy and a wedding dress and the next thing you know, it's backhanded but it's true. She did look a bit better for it.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

@JessThePlasterer says I give out backhanded compliments. I said she looked a bit better when she had a wash and put on a bit of lippy and a wedding dress and the next thing you know, it's backhanded but it's true. She did look a bit better for it.

I never said that because there’s no way you’ve ever handed out a compliment!

The nicest thing you’ve ever said to me is ‘spaktard’

 

[Stevieo]

I never said that because there’s no way you’ve ever handed out a compliment!

The nicest thing you’ve ever said to me is ‘spaktard’

 

[Stevieo]

I never said that because there’s no way you’ve ever handed out a compliment!

The nicest thing you’ve ever said to me is ‘spaktard’

Anyway that's not true. I said you might have a nice grip.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

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Oh I’m sorry, my bad. You have quite the silver tongue... it’s obvious now!

 

[Stevieo]

Oh I’m sorry, my bad. You have quite the silver tongue... it’s obvious now!

If you can afford your own cocaine and have a nice grip, you could well be the lass for me.

It's really no small compliment when you think about it.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

If you can afford your own cocaine and have a nice grip, you could well be the lass for me.

It's really no small compliment when you think about it.

Please tell me you’re on tinda and that’s your description

 

[Stevieo]

Please tell me you’re on tinda and that’s your description

I'm not on any dating sites. Do you think I should?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I'm not on any dating sites. Do you think I should?

Yes! Most definitely! The anecdotes would probably be worthy of its own forum section!