BOND OVER BEER MANCHESTER 7TH DECEMBER

[JessThePlasterer]

tek a couple of ya books along..............secret santa styley

Ooooooh @flynnyman make it into a book signing, set up your own spot.....do a reading!.......act out a paragraph in the art of dance.......

.....I may have gone too far

 

[gps]

Ooooooh make it into a book signing, set up your own spot.....do a reading!.......act out a paragraph in the art of dance.......

.....I may have gone too far

Yes, the dance thing wouldn’t be pretty at all

 

[flynnyman]

Yes, the dance thing wouldn’t be pretty at all

You've not seen my moves

Ooooooh @flynnyman make it into a book signing, set up your own spot.....do a reading!.......act out a paragraph in the art of dance.......

.....I may have gone too far

I usually do my book readings as Morgan freeman

 

[Marshy]

Can't believe BG emailed me wanting me to attend??? I reckon I'm going to get whacked proper gangster style if I attend?

 

[zolco]

Ooooooh @flynnyman make it into a book signing, set up your own spot.....do a reading!.......act out a paragraph in the art of dance.......

.....I may have gone too far

I didn't know he reads from tarot cards

 

[gps]

Can't believe BG emailed me wanting me to attend??? I reckon I'm going to get whacked proper gangster style if I attend?

Agree, the venue they have given you is a different one to the rest. Be worried

 

[Vincey]

First class flights Manchester to Grimsby going cheap









With bootupthebutt airways.com

 

[BobbyJack]

I finally got an invite. I feel so special. Unless they were holding out for someone good and worthwhile and gave up and invited me last minute

 

[Marshy]

I finally got an invite. I feel so special. Unless they were holding out for someone good and worthwhile and gave up and invited me last minute

Your getting whacked with me mate

 

[BobbyJack]

Your getting whacked with me mate

May as well get blitzed on guiness then. I liked the way the email started with

We’re looking forward to you joining us for a brew


Ha ha. Sat in a pub drinking tea

 

[JessThePlasterer]

May as well get blitzed on guiness then. I liked the way the email started with

We’re looking forward to you joining us for a brew


Ha ha. Sat in a pub drinking tea

@Marshy puts two bags in his pint!

 

[flynnyman]

Can't believe BG emailed me wanting me to attend??? I reckon I'm going to get whacked proper gangster style if I attend?

I've been given orders for two but no names yet

 

[johniosaif]

You've not seen my moves

I usually do my book readings as Morgan freeman

He fought them each and every time,but the bulls were too strong

 

[Marshy]

BG must be desperate to email me wanting me to attend?? I'm defo going to be the patsy or their stooge in any of their antics?? I can't attend anyway but if I wasn't working so early Friday I'd come tooled up and f**k things up

 

[JessThePlasterer]

BG must be desperate to email me wanting me to attend?? I'm defo going to be the patsy or their stooge in any of their antics?? I can't attend anyway but if I wasn't working so early Friday I'd come tooled up and f**k things up

Another one bites the dust! We're working tomorrow now so going to have to behave ourselves

 

[Marshy]

Another one bites the dust! We're working tomorrow now so going to have to behave ourselves

Crashed van this morning too note happy bunny

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Crashed van this morning too note happy bunny

Ah bummer! Hope not too much damage

 

[zolco]

Crashed van this morning too note happy bunny

Argh s**t

 

[Marshy]

My own fault. Not the first time I've rammed someone up their arse lol
Altho don't recall it being this expensive??

 

[JessThePlasterer]

My own fault. Not the first time I've rammed someone up their arse lol
Altho don't recall it being this expensive??

I bumped into a parked Aston Martin a few years ago

 

[Marshy]

I bumped into a parked Aston Martin a few years ago

f**k**g hell

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Ni can't come now

 

[flynnyman]

Ni can't come now

Don't worry I will keep you company

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Don't worry I will keep you company

Yeah I'm in two minds now whether to go

 

[Marshy]

Yeah I'm in two minds now whether to go

Come to mine instead luv

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Come to mine instead luv

I've heard what happens to the women you meet online who go back to yours

 

[johniosaif]

I've heard what happens to the women you meet online who go back to yours

You heard as you can't remember yourself due to the 'roofies ' you both took

 

[Marshy]

I've heard what happens to the women you meet online who go back to yours

You enjoyed your Bill Cosby cocktail till you passed out then god knows

 

[BobbyJack]

That' s**t news marshy. I' working tomorrow but local. Will still be getting shiters regardless. In way over now so should be there just after 7.

 

[zolco]

How's the free beer going down?

 

[BobbyJack]

Whose this handsome chap then

 

[zolco]

View attachment 20574 Whose this handsome chap then

Can be anybody lol

 

[Marshy]

Looks a t**t to me

 

[Vincey]

View attachment 20574 Whose this handsome chap then

Not me I’m in bed

Is it Flynny?

No he too tall

 

[Cockney]

Needs a shave whoever it is!