Clever people

[Vincey]

There’s some clever guys on here a lot smarter and quicker than me , I’m after a sentence that can quickly say back to customers when they say “ oh can you just”.

 

[Smudger1]

Say ok but can I use your toilet first cos I only s**t once a fortnight which takes 2 hours to get it all out and today's the day !

 

[megamix]

“Oh is that the time already , got to go pick the Kids up “

 

[malc]

There’s some clever guys on here a lot smarter and quicker than me , I’m after a sentence that can quickly say back to customers when they say “ oh can you just”.

one of my pals answer is 'i just cannot do anything'.

i usually try to help my customers. the house that i plastered last week was because of that.
the couple who's son owned the house next door was unloading the granite worktops, the woman found them heavy to lift so she asked the plasterer if he would help her husband ? he answered that he could not as he had a bad back !
then this plasterer told the woman that he could give her a quote to plaster her house ? he got told where to go !

 

[themucky1]

There’s some clever guys on here a lot smarter and quicker than me , I’m after a sentence that can quickly say back to customers when they say “ oh can you just”.

“You’re welcome”
As your turning away and walking out the door

 

[John j]

There’s some clever guys on here a lot smarter and quicker than me , I’m after a sentence that can quickly say back to customers when they say “ oh can you just”.

Come on @Vincey your to nice jot to do a favour

 

[Smudger1]

Tell em youve got an app for that ! Type £50 @ hour on your phone then show them it !

 

[Danny]

I always go above and beyond... its nice to... but I have normally heavily charged teh initial job so always plenty of money to allow for "good will" stuff if asked

 

[tapit]

There’s some clever guys on here a lot smarter and quicker than me , I’m after a sentence that can quickly say back to customers when they say “ oh can you just”.

Of course i can, when i have finished this job i will work out a quote for you.

 

[superspread]

There’s some clever guys on here a lot smarter and quicker than me , I’m after a sentence that can quickly say back to customers when they say “ oh can you just”.

If I can bring it in within my price/timespan of course I will, but if not I’ll have to charge you extra I’m afraid, but I’ll see what I can do

 

[algeeman]

There’s some clever guys on here a lot smarter and quicker than me , I’m after a sentence that can quickly say back to customers when they say “ oh can you just”.

we get the same shiit on site mate....

no I cant I've got my hands full already.

 

[zombie]

I sussed this years ago Vince I'm an absolute A1 c**t lads always cringe.

No matter how big or small I say sure no probs il work you an additional price out for it bla bla.

Its amazing how quickly that little hole in another room suddenly doesn't need doing!

f**k em!!!

 

[beader]

Only do extras if they rate highly on my Milfometer ...........Just saying

 

[Groove37]

Yes I can just f**k off

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I don’t mind. It depends. If I’ve just packed up then no

 

[Stevieo]

There’s some clever guys on here a lot smarter and quicker than me , I’m after a sentence that can quickly say back to customers when they say “ oh can you just”.

I'm very clever.

And posh @JessThePlasterer

You interrupt them and smile and you say 'i probably can but it will cost you. it's what I do for a living. Now what is it you'd like me to do for you?'

Not hard, is it?

 

[johniosaif]

If I can bring it in within my price/timespan of course I will, but if not I’ll have to charge you extra I’m afraid, but I’ll see what I can do

Scrooge

 

[johniosaif]

Clever people on here , come on vincey.

 

[superspread]

Clever people on here , come on vincey.

 

[smoother09]

Really does depend I worked for a absolutely stunning chick the other day she talked me into doing all sorts! And she was a sweaty sock! Mind boggles and a pretty face and nice tits can set any man into a hypnotic state Splitarse!!

 

[Deleted member 23452]

There’s some clever guys on here a lot smarter and quicker than me , I’m after a sentence that can quickly say back to customers when they say “ oh can you just”.

A bit different in terms of trade, but everything is quoted for. So my answer is is, "Unfortunately not as I'm only insured for quoted work. If it's not quoted for it's not company business."

Unless i want to do whatever it is then I say yes. That is very infrequent these days as I find the gobsh1te to decent people ratio is increasing.

 

[malc]

My son's reply is i have only quoted to do this area, not modernise the whole house !

 

[Stevieo]

My son's reply is i have only quoted to do this area, not modernise the whole house !

But does he not see...the customer is begging to spend his money and you say...meh, no thanks.

What the actual f**k?

 

[malc]

But does he not see...the customer is begging to spend his money and you say...meh, no thanks.

What the actual f**k?

the customer does not want to pay any extra he thinks he has found an idiot.

 

[FreeD]

There’s some clever guys on here a lot smarter and quicker than me , I’m after a sentence that can quickly say back to customers when they say “ oh can you just”.

Sure I'll give you a price...or if as Danny says you are in top whack just do it for them 'FOC'.

Or if you don't want to do it just say you are behind already and don't have time sorry and would be happy to do it next time.

It's not about being clever mate half the battle is just having the confidence to charge people...once you have done it a few times it feels normal.