Confessions of a plasterer

[Tinytom]

Welcome to the confession booth, this is a place you can confess to all your bodges/f**k ups
There is still time to repent and give us all a laugh.
I’ll start with a little one today,
Forgive me father for I have sinned today I forgot to pick up a bag of bonding so I used dry wall adhesive to fill out 5/6 chases. The customer didn’t know and nothing has cracked yet so I think I’m ok.
Who’s next.

 

[Dansouthcoast84]

Welcome to the confession booth, this is a place you can confess to all your bodges/f**k ups
There is still time to repent and give us all a laugh.
I’ll start with a little one today,
Forgive me father for I have sinned today I forgot to pick up a bag of bonding so I used dry wall adhesive to fill out 5/6 chases. The customer didn’t know and nothing has cracked yet so I think I’m ok.
Who’s next.

done that plenty of.times... chases are.rock solid using that

 

[megamix]

I just fitted some gyproc cornice upside down

 

[zombie]

Welcome to the confession booth, this is a place you can confess to all your bodges/f**k ups
There is still time to repent and give us all a laugh.
I’ll start with a little one today,
Forgive me father for I have sinned today I forgot to pick up a bag of bonding so I used dry wall adhesive to fill out 5/6 chases. The customer didn’t know and nothing has cracked yet so I think I’m ok.
Who’s next.

Do it all the time not even worth mentioning and is certainly not a bodge job!

 

[CeeVee]

I regularly mix a bucket of skim...fill chases with it...scrim over the top...and use the rest of the mix to skim the walls the chases are on...

 

[megamix]

I left though and got paid . Customer loved it

 

[lurpak]

Welcome to the confession booth, this is a place you can confess to all your bodges/f**k ups
There is still time to repent and give us all a laugh.
I’ll start with a little one today,
Forgive me father for I have sinned today I forgot to pick up a bag of bonding so I used dry wall adhesive to fill out 5/6 chases. The customer didn’t know and nothing has cracked yet so I think I’m ok.
Who’s next.

Dabs better than bonding but not if skim same day. Takes piss to set.

I started the same thread a while back lol. My confession was if bit of bonding left in bucket after filling chases etc i’ll bang it on wall so looks like i done loads of patching

 

[beader]

Welcome to the confession booth, this is a place you can confess to all your bodges/f**k ups
There is still time to repent and give us all a laugh.
I’ll start with a little one today,
Forgive me father for I have sinned today I forgot to pick up a bag of bonding so I used dry wall adhesive to fill out 5/6 chases. The customer didn’t know and nothing has cracked yet so I think I’m ok.
Who’s next.

I have done the opposite and used bonding to dab a board or two a couple of times .

 

[lurpak]

I have done the opposite and used bonding to dab a board or two a couple of times .

 

[CeeVee]

Ok Trafford Park shopping centre...
Where the dome is, look up to the top and there are some urns.
I helped fit the mouldings up there and when the lads couldn't be arsed to come down the scaffold to take a piss there were two options.
Piss down a scaffold tube and get the satisfaction of seeing it spill out on the floor a minute later....or piss in paper cups we had from dinner...and put them in the urns....
AFAIK they're still there to this day.

 

[LarryTheDecorator]

I eat more plaster than I put on the wall

 

[Andy g]

Welcome to the confession booth, this is a place you can confess to all your bodges/f**k ups
There is still time to repent and give us all a laugh.
I’ll start with a little one today,
Forgive me father for I have sinned today I forgot to pick up a bag of bonding so I used dry wall adhesive to fill out 5/6 chases. The customer didn’t know and nothing has cracked yet so I think I’m ok.
Who’s next.

I lie all the time to customers ,contractors ,plasterer ,s

 

[carys]

I eat more plaster than I put on the wall

Sign of a bad plastrer unless your rough casting then your allowed to eat it

 

[LarryTheDecorator]

Or I call @lurpak my plaster then it's all ok

Sign of a bad plastrer unless your rough casting then your allowed to eat it

 

[The Hobo]

I lie all the time to customers ,contractors ,plasterer ,s

the forum boys to

 

[lurpak]

Or I call @lurpak my plaster then it's all ok

 

[Olican]

I regularly masterbate at work

 

[lurpak]

I regularly masterbate at work

I’m notorious for this too. Once fired into skim before lay it down

 

[LarryTheDecorator]

Artex Boy - Where's my daily plaster porn to aspire to?

 

[The Hobo]

PHOTOS ?

 

[CeeVee]

I’m notorious for this too. Once fired into skim before lay it down

 

[lurpak]

PHOTOS ?

 

[The Hobo]

well blow me

 

[LarryTheDecorator]

well blow me

 

[paulf]

I regularly masterbate at work

 

[paulf]

I’m notorious for this too. Once fired into skim before lay it down

@bg you're of the hook.

 

[lurpak]

I’ve got stressed out during an intense quote (lol) minds racing days bags days bags but that wall f**k*d but ermmm

And just plucked a random figure out of the air and got the job. Worked out £300 a day.. cheers

 

[choppa]

I killed a man.........

 

[lurpak]

I killed a man.........

Still not as bad as dabbin board with bonding

 

[choppa]

Still not as bad as dabbin board with bonding

I killed a man then used bonding to dab the boards on THEN used his corps to level them off

 

[SpreadFingers]

I once accidentally knocked a Customers personalized mug down a cavity annnnnd "forgot" to tell them when I left...

 

[lurpak]

Artex Boy - Where's my daily plaster porn to aspire to?

Couldn’t be arsed to take any today
X

 

[Vincey]

One Coated my own house

 

[paulf]

I licked a man.........

Fixed that for ya.

 

[choppa]

Fixed that for ya.

Oooops sorry think we both got it wrong I ment bummed a man