Confessions of a plasterer
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The Hobo
Well-Known Member
could have made a mummy of him for u but cant get casting plaster
Mouldyoldspudgun
Well-Known Member
That’s pretty ba
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JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Used my mum’s old chicken coop for the wood so my neighbour has chicken s**t in his walls
lurpak
Artex Boy
Haha love that
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Thing is our neighbour is Si’s good buddy and was at our wedding. My dad, the craic loving fella that he is, decided to put that nugget of information into his speech! Blushing bride indeed
essexandy
The Lake Governor
If it was another trade, an architect, a builders merchant or a customer, you are forgiven.
McBentLegs
Well-Known Member
I locked myself in a bedroom as door handle wasn't turning the spindle, called out to customer but she couldn't hear me so eventually got the hump and pulled the handle off the door by accident.. eventually opened door with a chisel and screwed handle back on but had to be in different holes as the screws ripped out.
This happened three times, by the end there were so many new holes in the door and the handle wasnt lining up, I panicked and even tried using two part filler to give me something to screw into but to no avail! Just left it unscrewed and played dumb, told them spindles too small so they need to sort it! Hoping they never had handle off before as they'd definitely know it was me who ruined the door! f**k knows how they could ever screw it back on.
I'll be honest, I've f**k*d up so many things I've lost count!
This happened three times, by the end there were so many new holes in the door and the handle wasnt lining up, I panicked and even tried using two part filler to give me something to screw into but to no avail! Just left it unscrewed and played dumb, told them spindles too small so they need to sort it! Hoping they never had handle off before as they'd definitely know it was me who ruined the door! f**k knows how they could ever screw it back on.
I'll be honest, I've f**k*d up so many things I've lost count!
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
us....
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Forgive me father for I have sinned.
I put in a day's work for a Gombeen Man on Saturday and didn't walk off site when I realised what he was up to.
A gombeen man.
It's an Irish trickster. w**k*r. Guy has started this job with no intention of finishing it. Took two days to make a mess only. Now it's open, he wants to start investigating the leak that caused the damage - which he won't find....he'll cause all kinds of damage then try to get the contract to fix it.
Eventually, a plumber will be needed - like should have happened in the fist place. Then, if he's still around, he'll do such a horrendous bodge of the outside, that someone else will have to be brought in to fix it.
And I'm f**k**g involved in it now. I've been trying to extracate myself form the situation and get rid of him but it's not easy.
I put in a day's work for a Gombeen Man on Saturday and didn't walk off site when I realised what he was up to.
A gombeen man.
It's an Irish trickster. w**k*r. Guy has started this job with no intention of finishing it. Took two days to make a mess only. Now it's open, he wants to start investigating the leak that caused the damage - which he won't find....he'll cause all kinds of damage then try to get the contract to fix it.
Eventually, a plumber will be needed - like should have happened in the fist place. Then, if he's still around, he'll do such a horrendous bodge of the outside, that someone else will have to be brought in to fix it.
And I'm f**k**g involved in it now. I've been trying to extracate myself form the situation and get rid of him but it's not easy.
essexandy
The Lake Governor
Oh deary deary me.
My advice to you is to ask John j what to do. He seems to have the answer to all of life's problems and is now my 'life coach'.
beader
Private Member
Does bonding stick to boards ........Yes . Does bonding stick to walls ....yes . Board to bonding bonding to wall .
When needs must .
lurpak
Artex Boy
Does bonding stick to boards ........Yes . Does bonding stick to walls ....yes . Board to bonding bonding to wall .
With that logic could use bubblegum
beader
Private Member
You would need a big mouth to chew enough bubblegum ......
vfr12
MOTORC*NT
He won’t struggle with that , trust me
lurpak
Artex Boy
vfr12
MOTORC*NT
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Pah ha ha!!!! Can you imagine finding yourself home alone per chance.... you have a few wines and decide ooooh I’m gonna get my new toy out the box, feeling all naughty etc..... so you get it out, switch it on..... stare at that for about three seconds before quickly losing your wide on and thinking ....
..... nah
vfr12
MOTORC*NT
What do you know?Pah ha ha!!!! Can you imagine finding yourself home alone per chance.... you have a few wines and decide ooooh I’m gonna get my new toy out the box, feeling all naughty etc..... so you get it out, switch it on..... stare at that for about three seconds before quickly losing your wide on and thinking ....
lurpak
Artex Boy
Pah ha ha!!!! Can you imagine finding yourself home alone per chance.... you have a few wines and decide ooooh I’m gonna get my new toy out the box, feeling all naughty etc..... so you get it out, switch it on..... stare at that for about three seconds before quickly losing your wide on and thinking ....
I wouldn’t need wine and there would be 0 hesitation
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
I know I wouldn’t sit on that monstrosity even if it swore to tell me the meaning of life after!
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
I believe you, you’d hump a tree no questions asked!