Hardly been on here for last 3 days, so reading this from start to finish is funny as fack:RpS_thumbsup: especially that 'authentic' pic by ahmed.
For what it's worth, my opinion is that 'Essexboy' is a long-standing member on here purely posting under that name for a laugh - he knows too much about the game & this forum for him NOT to be! Read some of his early posts and you'll figure it out.
Ahmed I reckon you're a fake - and a dangerous one at that - nuff said.
what? essexboy knows the game too much, putting waterproofer into multi finish? hhhmmmm
and irish_spread i work in sales in a builders merchants, plastering weekends and days off with an almost NVQ2 under my belt