Just to be clear.

[Ftp321]

I’ve been to sleep mate

Go back to sleep then you c**t
You and me bus stop

 

[Complete]

Go back to sleep then you c**t
You and me bus stopView attachment 46756

I’ve heard you’re a big lad, think we’ll need the bus station! Monday, after school

 

[Ftp321]

I’ve heard you’re a big lad, think we’ll need the bus station! Monday, after school

Monday f****** excuses we both know schools closed due to the virus,
Bottle job

 

[essexandy]

f**k**g hell you two still awake

Our old cat got me up early, AGAIN.

 

[Ftp321]

Our old cat got me up early, AGAIN.

You want to take it down to the lake for swimming lessons

 

[algeeman]

Chris was just a laugh, he's never aggressive on here.
Well at least that's how I take it, let's ask him.
Oi @algeeman you up yet you useless pisshead Lutonian pikey?
You weren't really getting mardy last night were you?

no mate lol
couldn't be lardy if I tried andy xx

 

[Ftp321]

Our old cat got me up early, AGAIN.

You ain't the only one with a lake now Andy

 

[algeeman]

You ain't the only one with a lake now Andy

I'm having a Guinness for breakfast mate
because there simply nothing left to do

 

[Ftp321]

I'm having a Guinness for breakfast mate
because there simply nothing left to do

I'm on the red bull mate,
I got plenty to do but watching the money go and not come back in

 

[lurpak]

I’ve heard you’re a big lad, think we’ll need the bus station! Monday, after school

He sure is. I’ll pretend to be you and go meet him so he can beat the piss out of me in a bus stop. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Ftp321]

I'm having a Guinness for breakfast mate
because there simply nothing left to do

I'm going to look like an egg

 

[algeeman]

I'm on the red bull mate,
I got plenty to do but watching the money go and not come back in View attachment 46760

I'd love a day on a digger mate
like a big toy lol

 

[Cockney]

He sure is. I’ll pretend to be you and go meet him so he can beat the piss out of me in a bus stop. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Ftp321]

He sure is. I’ll pretend to be you and go meet him so he can beat the piss out of me in a bus stop. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Slapper

 

[lurpak]

Slapper

Nice plate

 

[Ftp321]

Nice plate

She won't let me use the best China in the garden

 

[superspread]

Our old cat got me up early, AGAIN.

Fu cking divorce her then!!

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Our old cat got me up early, AGAIN.

You want to take it down to the lake for swimming lessons

oooorrr you could maybe just close the bedroom door..?

 

[Complete]

Monday f****** excuses we both know schools closed due to the virus,
Bottle job

I’ll meet you in Walsall at 4

 

[Complete]

He sure is. I’ll pretend to be you and go meet him so he can beat the piss out of me in a bus stop. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Are you one of them weird fetish c**ts Lurpy? I reckon I’ll be alright, I’m a bit of a lump myself

 

[Ftp321]

I’ll meet you in Walsall at 4

I'm not leaving home here is my address, willenhall lane caravan site
WS2 7NN

 

[jamesthefirst]

I’ll meet you in Walsall at 4

see you in the Scott arms great Barr at 8

 

[lurpak]

Are you one of them weird fetish c**ts Lurpy? I reckon I’ll be alright, I’m a bit of a lump myself

Yes mate

 

[algeeman]

I'm not leaving home here is my address, willenhall lane caravan site
WS2 7NN

I'm gonna wait till everyone's got older
then send fin to smash the c**ts up

 

[algeeman]

Yes mate

.morning mate

 

[Complete]

see you in the Scott arms great Barr at 8

I’ll be in machine mart first, wanna buy a genny?

 

[jamesthefirst]

I’ll be in machine mart first, wanna buy a genny?

No, wanna buy some out of date finish?

 

[Ftp321]

I'm gonna wait till everyone's got older
then send fin to smash the c**ts up
View attachment 46779

What's he munching on

 

[algeeman]

I’ll be in machine mart first, wanna buy a genny?

What's he munching on

tapit lol

 

[algeeman]

What's he munching on

spicy chicken wing

 

[essexandy]

oooorrr you could maybe just close the bedroom door..?

I could do but she's old and unwell so I just try to make the end of her life as comfortable as possible.
A bit like how you lot are going to look after me.

 

[Complete]

No, wanna buy some out of date finish?

Nah mate I’ve got loads haha

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I could do but she's old and unwell so I just try to make the end of her life as comfortable as possible.
A bit like how you lot are going to look after me.

I’d hate to wake up to an old cat sicking up on my pillow!

Yer big softie

 

[Deleted member 23452]

I’d hate to wake up to an old cat sicking up on my pillow!

Yer big softie

There are worse things. A couple of weeks back I'd obviously upset the cat mafia as the first thing I saw when I woke up was a decapitated mouse on the quilt.

 

[Deleted member 23452]

I could do but she's old and unwell so I just try to make the end of her life as comfortable as possible.
A bit like how you lot are going to look after me.

Max was just short of 21 when he dropped off his perch a couple of months back. By the end it was like working in a home. Twice a day it was a liquid for his thyroid issues, two types of eye drops, crushed blood pressure tablets in chicken paste and he rejected as much cat food as he ate. Mrs Imago was taking the p1ss by the time I started to order him mustard encrusted sea bass fillets when we had a take away.