Just to be clear.

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imago said:
Max was just short of 21 when he dropped off his perch a couple of months back. By the end it was like working in a home. Twice a day it was a liquid for his thyroid issues, two types of eye drops, crushed blood pressure tablets in chicken paste and he rejected as much cat food as he ate. Mrs Imago was taking the p1ss by the time I started to order him mustard encrusted sea bass fillets when we had a take away. :ROFLMAO:
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My mates childhood cat died the other month at the grand age of 25. We always took the piss out of her mum at how she treated that cat like the queen! It had its own cushion, pretty hair brushes and lived on marks and spencer salmon!
 
JessThePlasterer said:
I’d hate to wake up to an old cat sicking up on my pillow!

Yer big softie
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imago said:
There are worse things. A couple of weeks back I'd obviously upset the cat mafia as the first thing I saw when I woke up was a decapitated mouse on the quilt.
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Reminds me of Milton Jones' joke on Mock The Week:

"I used to farm cats, and let me tell you - their eggs don't taste nearly as chocolatey as they look!" :LOL:
 
JessThePlasterer said:
My mates childhood cat died the other month at the grand age of 25. We always took the piss out of her mum at how she treated that cat like the queen! It had its own cushion, pretty hair brushes and lived on marks and spencer salmon!
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Cats do some weird Jedi mind control sh1t, you have no choice. Either that or they know who the daft soft fcukers are. :oops:

I'm only just starting to regain a level of popularity at home after befriending then adopting and moving in a huge feral Ginger Tom. Proper mean old school aggressive fcuker who's had stripes and lumps off of everyone. :ROFLMAO:

I'm getting him more civilised now though, he quite likes Madeira cake now.
Just to be clear.
 
imago said:
Max was just short of 21 when he dropped off his perch a couple of months back. By the end it was like working in a home. Twice a day it was a liquid for his thyroid issues, two types of eye drops, crushed blood pressure tablets in chicken paste and he rejected as much cat food as he ate. Mrs Imago was taking the p1ss by the time I started to order him mustard encrusted sea bass fillets when we had a take away. :ROFLMAO:
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Yes hyper active thyroids are a particularly efficient means of emptying a bank account.
We've said no more pets after this one. Doubt we'll stick to that though.
 
imago said:
Cats do some weird Jedi mind control sh1t, you have no choice. Either that or they know who the daft soft fcukers are. :oops:

I'm only just starting to regain a level of popularity at home after befriending then adopting and moving in a huge feral Ginger Tom. Proper mean old school aggressive fcuker who's had stripes and lumps off of everyone. :ROFLMAO:

I'm getting him more civilised now though, he quite likes Madeira cake now.
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f**k! It’s @John j in cat form......run!!!!
 
John j said:
Think I poured to much melted butter on top and over cooked it slightly doh.
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Oh, it's definitely 'dough', alright... ;)

Looks like nice bread - the stuff at my local Morrisons is appalling - it's half the weight it should be for its size, and it tastes like cardboard. Somehow, they're puffing-up much less wheat, to make more profit, the a-holes.


 
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Cockney1 said:
Wtf’s happened there geez? Lol
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It says put oven on 270 for 45 mins. Mine only goes to 250 I think. So just wacked it in for 45 mins. It's nice maybe need a stronger tasting beer . I.ll have another go when I can source some more self raising floor as its lime gold at min
 
Stevieo said:
He never stopped to think that bfo clouds of black smoke in the kitchen means something is wrong.

He probably leaves it to the smoke alarm to wake him up and let him know dinner is ready.
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I just can’t believe he’s got the front to put a picture up of that shite lol. That would be straight in the bin.
 
Stevieo said:
He never stopped to think that bfo clouds of black smoke in the kitchen means something is wrong.

He probably leaves it to the smoke alarm to wake him up and let him know dinner is ready.
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Wife did say what's burning doh. I.ll keep a eye on it next time .
 
John j said:
It says put oven on 270 for 45 mins. Mine only goes to 250 I think. So just wacked it in for 45 mins. It's nice maybe need a stronger tasting beer . I.ll have another go when I can source some more self raising floor as its lime gold at min
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So you’re saying you had the oven on full whack for 45mins! Jesus wept!!!
 
Tom81 said:
You got any mink on your lake Andy I just caught one stealing the chicken eggs it came out of the brook at the back
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No mate the old boy that lives down the lane takes care of any that come by before I get to see them. Murderous little f**k**s though, definitely want trapping or shooting.
 
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