Looking to buy the husband a trowel for his Birthday.

[Thewife]

Hello just need some help or advice on what trowel to buy my husband for his Birthday I don’t know much but I know he like Nela. I don’t have a clue about trowels. He’s a experienced plasterer by the way and proud owner of many trowels, he loves them so much I’d like to surprise him with one thanks.

 

[Cockney]

Get yourself over to the plumbers forum sharpish they have got loads of nela trowels on special offer at the minute! Some are even half price, there’s some proper bargains to be had on there with them bunch of wallys!

 

[Olican]

Honestly we're very specific about our trowels, maybe take a sneaky peek in his van. Put a picture up

 

[zombie]

Wish my wife liked me

 

[Danny]

Personally if my wife bought me a tool I used every day with my day job I would be disappointed... firstly its a tax break for him to buy it and secondly he uses it day in day out....

Better off buying him a massage or a day out somewhere away from work....

be like buying the wife a new washing machine... a bit of an insult

 

[Deleted member 46546]

Personally if my wife bought me a tool I used every day with my day job I would be disappointed... firstly its a tax break for him to buy it and secondly he uses it day in day out....

Better off buying him a massage or a day out somewhere away from work....

be like buying the wife a new washing machine... a bit of an insult

Totally agree, my dad sometimes buys me tools, I say thanks and try and politely let him know if I want a tool I just buy it and it saves me tax. Somehow never takes the hints ha

 

[algeeman]

Hello just need some help or advice on what trowel to buy my husband for his Birthday I don’t know much but I know he like Nela. I don’t have a clue about trowels. He’s a experienced plasterer by the way and proud owner of many trowels, he loves them so much I’d like to surprise him with one thanks.

buy him ps4 red dead redemtion

 

[Ritch]

buy him ps4 red dead redemtion

Not a G** station get a xbox much better,

 

[The Hobo]

Wish my wife liked me

shes maybe dropping a hint keep working u c**t lol

 

[Chris W]

Personally if my wife bought me a tool I used every day with my day job I would be disappointed... firstly its a tax break for him to buy it and secondly he uses it day in day out....

Better off buying him a massage or a day out somewhere away from work....

be like buying the wife a new washing machine... a bit of an insult

Spot on mate several of my exes have offered to buy me tools for chrimbo etc only to be met with the power devil look of absolute horror

 

[superspread]

Totally agree, my dad sometimes buys me tools, I say thanks and try and politely let him know if I want a tool I just buy it and it saves me tax. Somehow never takes the hints ha

Still use his receipt tho for tax ??

 

[Topspread16]

Wish my wife liked me

Might your wife, happy birthday zombie.

 

[Fatarm]

If I bought the wife a hoover or a new washing machine for her birthday..she wouldn't be best pleased

 

[paulf]

A trowel as a birthday present, get him one of these instead.

 

[raggles]

If I bought the wife a hoover or a new washing machine for her birthday..she wouldn't be best pleased

Nah they love it really I did actually buy the missus a chest freezer for her birthday yesterday. She slagged me right off to the daughter but, was happy as a pig in sheite buying stuff to go in it this morning though

 

[The Hobo]

A trowel as a birthday present, get him one of these instead.
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that yours u c**t lol

 

[paulf]

that yours u c**t lol

Of course not, this is mine

 

[Colin 879]

Personally if my wife bought me a tool I used every day with my day job I would be disappointed... firstly its a tax break for him to buy it and secondly he uses it day in day out....

Better off buying him a massage or a day out somewhere away from work....

be like buying the wife a new washing machine... a bit of an insult

I’ll never forget the Xmas the old man got my mum a deep fat fryer lol, the tears and meltdown were amazing

 

[Thewife]

If I bought the wife a hoover or a new washing machine for her birthday..she wouldn't be best pleased

 

[Thewife]

Thanks for the useful input guys. My husband gets a big hard on over trowels I think il do some google research. For one I’d be well happy with a new Dyson for my Birthday. 2 il wrap up the receipt if he wants to claim his tax back on it. 3 he’s not a gamer so PlayStation would be shite. 4 he’s already got a fanny, suppose a second one would be handy for headaches

 

[Complete]

Not a G** station get a xbox much better,

Grow up you fag

 

[Ritch]

Grow up you fag

Go f**k off and do some rendering u sad cunnt

 

[Groove37]

Go f**k off and do some rendering u sad cunnt

How’s golf going that can’t be closed it’s outdoors

 

[Complete]

Go f**k off and do some rendering u sad cunnt

That’s exactly what I’m doing you child!

 

[Retired Spread]

 

[Stewie03]

Look love about 3 years ago my missus bought me a refina trowel,I had to hold my tongue and say thank you, first it was the wrong size so I gave it to my apprentice instead to use,the best birthday present you could give him is to let him do you up the arse

 

[Thewife]

Look love about 3 years ago my missus bought me a refina trowel,I had to hold my tongue and say thank you, first it was the wrong size so I gave it to my apprentice instead to use,the best birthday present you could give him is to let him do you up the arse

You saying I should buy him a tub of Vaseline instead?

 

[smoother09]

I don’t believe you are who you say you are can we have a picture of yourself just for confirmation! Doesn’t have to be anything fancy but effort and poses would be appreciated Buy him socks I bet he would enjoy them more I know I do!

 

[Thewife]

Bloody hell You lot are savage no p

I don’t believe you are who you say you are can we have a picture of yourself just for confirmation! Doesn’t have to be anything fancy but effort and poses would be appreciated Buy him socks I bet he would enjoy them more I know I do!

my Husband is on here.

 

[Thewife]

Bloody hell You lot are savage no p

my Husband is on here.

And thanks il give the trowel a miss. Did like the look of that Nela flex black edition. Might get it for the mantle piece

 

[Groove37]

And thanks il give the trowel a miss. Did like the look of that Nela flex black edition. Might get it for the mantle piece

If he’s on here you’ve ruined the surprise!!! Nela black nice trowel though

 

[Danny]

And thanks il give the trowel a miss. Did like the look of that Nela flex black edition. Might get it for the mantle piece

Cant go wrong with a nela @Plasterers1StopShop will be able to sort that out

My grandfather (who was a farmer)last year on his death bed told me...

"I dont know why every bugger thinks I like f**k**g tractors... all my life people have bought me stuff related to sodding tractors and f**k**g hate the b*****d things! I spent every day of my working life in on or near one and when I get home c**ts I am surrounded again"

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Bloody hell You lot are savage no p

my Husband is on here.

Is your husband Vincey? (Pete)

Now that man would be happy with a shiny new potato peeler if you gave it a patina !

Welcome to the forum!

I’d love a wife section on here!!! My god id wet myself picturing the horror on everyone’s faces!

 

[carys]

Hello just need some help or advice on what trowel to buy my husband for his Birthday I don’t know much but I know he like Nela. I don’t have a clue about trowels. He’s a experienced plasterer by the way and proud owner of many trowels, he loves them so much I’d like to surprise him with one thanks.

who is he Casper? Got the perfect trowel for him

 

[Stewie03]

You saying I should buy him a tub of Vaseline instead?

You can do spit also works