Looking to buy the husband a trowel for his Birthday.

[Retired Spread]

Bloody hell You lot are savage no p

my Husband is on here.

@lurpak

 

[Simon85]

Is your husband Vincey? (Pete)

Now that man would be happy with a shiny new potato peeler if you gave it a patina !

Welcome to the forum!

I’d love a wife section on here!!! My god id wet myself picturing the horror on everyone’s faces!

It F*****g is yano. He loves his trowels our vince

 

[Retired Spread]

And thanks il give the trowel a miss. Did like the look of that Nela flex black edition. Might get it for the mantle piece

 

[paulf]

my Husband is on here.

I hope it's not you in all those nude pics in the private section.

 

[Simon85]

I hope it's not you in all those nude pics in the private section.

Shhhhhhhhhh

 

[hector]

Is your husband Vincey? (Pete)

Now that man would be happy with a shiny new potato peeler if you gave it a patina !

Welcome to the forum!

I’d love a wife section on here!!! My god id wet myself picturing the horror on everyone’s faces!

get the wifes point of view jess
1.my husband was not at the boxing last night,he was all dressed in pink, jim jams,slippers,dressing gown,and pink towel wrapped round his hair ,as he has just washed it,
2.no he does not watch horror films, he likes a good romantic film
3.whisky/cans of strong lager, no way ,a small glass of white wine and some lemonade ,that does him for the night
4.the stallion is out of the stable dear he says, you mean the nag out the knackers yard, i say,

5.likes a good weepie film to watch,
and so on ,get the wifes view,

 

[paulf]

I’d love a wife section on here!!! My god id wet myself picturing the horror on everyone’s faces!

 

[hector]

i know somebody,
1.who took his wife to poland to visit auschwitz for her 40th birthday last year.
2.i once got 2 jumpers for mrs.hector, she never ever ever wore them.
3.mate got his wife a spanking brand new audi car for her 60th, 2 weeks later she wrote it off.
4.plumber i know asked his wife what she wanted for her 50 th, a divorce, she said ,he then found out the house had been on the market for 6 weeks.

 

[John j]

Wish my wife liked me

My wife bought me a nela max........ wish she liked me

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

Totally agree, my dad sometimes buys me tools, I say thanks and try and politely let him know if I want a tool I just buy it and it saves me tax. Somehow never takes the hints ha

Che’ is that you? You ungrateful child you are now disinherited

 

[John j]

@Thewife Think he would like a 600 speed skim

 

[paulf]

@Thewife Think he would like a 600 speed skim

Oh no you don't.
@Thewife John's licked it, hes ginger.
@John j if this is your wife enjoy the trowel/fleshlight
And apologies in advance.

 

[ChrispyUK]

@Thewife Think he would like a 600 speed skim

I'd prefer a pre-worn one. Can't beat a pre-worn 600 speed skim.

 

[John j]

I'd prefer a pre-worn one. Can't beat a pre-worn 600 speed skim.

Just so happens I know of ome

 

[John j]

Oh no you don't.
@Thewife John's licked it, hes ginger.

All you doing is pushing.price up

 

[paulf]

All you doing is pushing.price up

Aye, but if it's your wife it won't cost you bean.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

the best birthday present you could give him is to let him do you up the arse

You forgot the most important bit of the present:

Hubby is a forum member, so she has to say "You're welcome", afterwards!

 

[MakeItSmooth]

i know somebody,
1.who took his wife to poland to visit auschwitz for her 40th birthday last year.

4.plumber i know asked his wife what she wanted for her 50 th, a divorce, she said ,he then found out the house had been on the market for 6 weeks.

Are these both the same person?

They damn well should be!

 

[John j]

Aye, but if it's your wife it won't cost you bean.

My wife would never be allowed on here

 

[JessThePlasterer]

My wife would never be allowed on here

Because she’d check your spelling?

 

[paulf]

My wife would never be allowed on here

As if your wife listens you....fact.

 

[Smudger1]

I got the Mrs a big ironing board from Tesco one xmas . N wrapped it well but to keep the suprise i told her its a surf board ! She went ballistic shouting im not going f#$÷@ surfing you t$@+ ! When i eventually convinced her to unwrap it she was relieved n well chuffed !

 

[Cockney]

I got the Mrs a big ironing board from Tesco one xmas . N wrapped it well but to keep the suprise i told her its a surf board ! She went ballistic shouting im not going f#$÷@ surfing you t$@+ ! When i eventually convinced her to unwrap it she was relieved n well chuffed !

 

[hector]

Are these both the same person?

They damn well should be!

no 2 different people

 

[JessThePlasterer]

My dad bought my ma trainers one year for her birthday because she’d said she wanted to lose weight. She kicked him round the room with them!

 

[Vincey]

@Thewife i think you should get him a nela carbon 13 inches, there no man alive that wouldn’t have a tear in his eyes opening that trowel , he’ll be chuffed

 

[hector]

Is your husband Vincey? (Pete)

Now that man would be happy with a shiny new potato peeler if you gave it a patina !

Welcome to the forum!

I’d love a wife section on here!!! My god id wet myself picturing the horror on everyone’s faces!

you should send the wife a p.m. jessica,....and then get in touch with other wives/and so on ,and so on,get the lowdown on everybody........
give it a codename
1.revenge of jessica
2.payback time jess,
i can hear the gnashing of teeth/cries of pain and anguish from all over the country,..

 

[Brimstone]

I think The Wife lady can hold her own on here & should stay on,.... and buy her own trowel.

 

[Thewife]

Sadly the husband has given me my orders to get off the site. It’s been emotional I bid you all farewell.

 

[Groove37]

Sadly the husband has given me my orders to get off the site. It’s been emotional I bid you all farewell.

Come on then who is the husband??

 

[John j]

Come on then who is the husband??

@Cockney1

 

[Groove37]

@Cockney1

Who you think it is

 

[Cockney]

@Cockney1

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Sadly the husband has given me my orders to get off the site. It’s been emotional I bid you all farewell.

Whaaaaaaat!!!!!!! I would put your foot down and say no! If he still doesn’t understand the natural order of things an informative backhander can go a long way





Or just slip back under another name and he’ll never know bwah ha ha!!


...... now tell the lovely and benevolent Jess who your husband is

 

[JessThePlasterer]

you should send the wife a p.m. jessica,....and then get in touch with other wives/and so on ,and so on,get the lowdown on everybody........
give it a codename
1.revenge of jessica
2.payback time jess,
i can hear the gnashing of teeth/cries of pain and anguish from all over the country,..

I had a game of online scrabble with the wife of someone on here.... she had the audacity to beat me, it was all very unnerving