Looking to buy the husband a trowel for his Birthday.

[JessThePlasterer]

@Thewife i think you should get him a nela carbon 13 inches, there no man alive that wouldn’t have a tear in his eyes opening that trowel , he’ll be chuffed

It’s soooooo you Pete! You’re the biggest trowel s**t on the planet!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

It’s soooooo you Pete! You’re the biggest trowel s**t on the planet!

@Danny why can’t we say s.l.u.t? It features largely in my vocabulary

 

[Deleted member 32554]

I'm guessing






@lurpak

 

[John j]

I'm guessing






@lurpak

Dont be daft she.s banned him from here so wont come on her sen

 

[Deleted member 32554]

Dont be daft she.s banned him from here so wont come on her sen

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