New van

[Gibbo]

I’ve been London a few times working and it all looks the same

Why the f**k would you wanna work in london

 

[Rkes]

I’ve been London a few times working and it all looks the same

Smokey

 

[John j]

f**k the van . Is that your gaff . That grass looks lovely lol

 

[Gibbo]

Shitehole

 

[John j]

f**k the van . Is that your gaff . That grass looks lovely lol

Oooops

 

[Groove37]

Why the f**k would you wanna work in london

A mate of mine from Bristol used to do prc properties I would go in and skim them out digs paid fuel paid and good earners

 

[Rkes]

Anyone do any work in jaywick?
Clackton on sea.
Now there’s an experience to be diplomatic.

 

[Gibbo]

Oooops

Your eyes are bad mate

 

[Gibbo]

Anyone do any work in jaywick?
Clackton on sea.
Now there’s an experience to be diplomatic.

That is the biggest shithole on earth

 

[Gibbo]

A mate of mine from Bristol used to do prc properties I would go in and skim them out digs paid fuel paid and good earners

I wanna live in cornwall

 

[John j]

Anyone do any work in jaywick?
Clackton on sea.
Now there’s an experience to be diplomatic.

Booked a 9.50 hol there but f**k*d it of and went turkey for week last min. Lucky from what i read in paper

 

[Groove37]

I wanna live in cornwall

Not at the moment you don’t bloody freezing and windy

 

[Rkes]

That is the biggest shithole on earth

Correct
Worked on them sheds insulating and pebble dashing em.
No street lights had to knock of at 3.30 in the winter before the zombies came out

 

[Groove37]

Correct
Worked on them sheds insulating and pebble dashing em.
No street lights had to knock of at 3.30 in the winter before the zombies came out

Is that the place that was on the tv about benefits or something

 

[John j]

Is that the place that was on the tv about benefits or something

Might have been Scunthorpe. Called it skint

 

[Rkes]

Is that the place that was on the tv about benefits or something

Yes that’s the one.
The post office is loaded with frosty jack 3litre bottles of cider for when they cash the giro

 

[Rkes]

Might have been Scunthorpe. Called it skint

They f**kin hate northerners, my mate had his cheek broken in the bogs of a pub.

 

[Ritch]

I wanna live in cornwall

Tonnes of site work down in Cornwall and good rates from what my mates have been saying

 

[John j]

They f**kin hate northerners, my mate had his cheek broken in the bogs of a pub.

Was driving through Royston this morning and a lad was dressed in women's pyjamas n dressing gown . Legging it with a basket of food from supermarket . Lol

 

[Gibbo]

Is that the place that was on the tv about benefits or something

Yes

 

[Rossi46]

@Gibbo Black was a bad choice

 

[McBentLegs]

Nice van!

My 14 plate Transit Custom went caput last week.. needs a new engine, Ford wanted £7500 to sort it.. I've f**k*d it off and ordered a new one on lease, never having a second hand van again! 3 years and as soon as warranty runs out I'll swap it for a new one! Could have shot myself a few days ago, quite excited now though

 

[Rkes]

Was driving through Royston this morning and a lad was dressed in women's pyjamas n dressing . Legging it with a basket of food from supermarket . Lol

Why doesn’t that surprise me round Royston.
Lived in Carlton for a few years, another shithole full of so and so’s

 

[paulf]

Because everyone calls it tottnam

Did ardiles not call it totingham

 

[Rossi46]

Nice van!

My 14 plate Transit Custom went caput last week.. needs a new engine, Ford wanted £7500 to sort it.. I've f*kd it off and ordered a new one on lease, never having a second hand van again! 3 years and as soon as warranty runs out I'll swap it for a new one! Could have shot myself a few days ago, quite excited now though

WTF! How many miles had it done? Did you service it every year?

 

[John j]

Why doesn’t that surprise me round Royston.
Lived in Carlton for a few years, another shithole full of so and so’s

Nice Royston as you hit stain cross but sadly you then hit athersley

 

[Rkes]

Nice Royston as you hit stain cross but sadly you then hit athersley

Was thinking more midland road

 

[Rkes]

Nice Royston as you hit stain cross but sadly you then hit athersley

Might have changed, I’m talking 10 years ago

 

[Gibbo]

Did ardiles not call it totingham

Yes mate

 

[McBentLegs]

WTF! How many miles had it done? Did you service it every year?

Yeh always serviced, they think oil pump went starving it of oil, bottom ends f**k*d, needs new Turbo etc/

I do about 20,000 miles a year, it's got about 95,000 on it now from what I remember.

 

[Gibbo]

@Gibbo Black was a bad choice

Why

 

[paulf]

Yes mate

I've a vague memory of an advert with ossie in it and him saying totingham for comedy effect.

 

[Gibbo]

Did ardiles not call it totingham

Yea

 

[Rossi46]

Why

Shows every mark, swirl, scratch, spec of dust. I’ve got a black van

 

[Rossi46]

Yeh always serviced, they think oil pump went starving it of oil, bottom ends f*kd, needs new Turbo etc/

I do about 20,000 miles a year, it's got about 95,000 on it now from what I remember.

I’m shocked. Not good at all that. They have 30,000 service intervals and 2 years but I ignore that and do it every year 12,000 miles.