New van

[Rkes]

Who the fcuk goes plastering in a hearse?

(I was going to say who goes to work in a hearse, but undertakers, obviously. And you)

But why, man? Why?

Ghostbusters too

 

[satan]

How he got caught, his (living) wife went to the doctor with some nasty itch issues, at that point it was discovered about his umm nocturnal activities lol

Boggles the mind really

Scuse me for being thick but what sdi can you catch from a dead body?

 

[lurpak]

Scuse me for being thick but what sdi can you catch from a dead body?

Depends how warm it is

 

[Gibbo]

I'm just under 12 stone really

 

[LarryTheDecorator]

I think it's a very specific disease, and it can only be caught this way, I think it's one of those things you reallllyyy don't wanna be googling lol

Scuse me for being thick but what sdi can you catch from a dead body?

 

[lurpak]

I think it's a very specific disease, and it can only be caught this way, I think it's one of those things you reallllyyy don't wanna be googling lol

Can’t be as bad as making a typo when searching for grandfathers clocks

 

[Rkes]

Scuse me for being thick but what sdi can you catch from a dead body?

That’s what I was thinking the other night

 

[satan]

I think it's a very specific disease, and it can only be caught this way, I think it's one of those things you reallllyyy don't wanna be googling lol

Well at least tell us what it is then.

 

[Rkes]

You seem a little too curious

 

[Gurva]

You seem a little too curious

Exactly my thoughts!!!

 

[Rkes]

Exactly my thoughts!!!

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
I got black worm.
An urban myth out there on it

 

[Gurva]

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
I got black worm.
An urban myth out there on it

Every holes a goal I suppose lol

 

[Gibbo]

I think he’s had enough mate. Fooking ell

That's me

 

[satan]

You seem a little too curious

No not really but I have never heard of this before and they jailed someone for doing this near to where I used to live only recently. Had a not olde English name.

 

[Gibbo]

Bit like blue waffle Google that

 

[satan]

Bit like blue waffle Google that

I will give it a miss. I dont want cops kicking door in and keeping Glitter company.

 

[Gibbo]

I will give it a miss. I dont want cops kicking door in and keeping Glitter company.

Go on Google it

 

[Rossi46]

I’ve got a bigger hearse
I see dead people

 

[Rkes]

 

[Wezly]

Interesting debate. I’ve always preferred to have a cheap van and decent car. Got mates with 30k transPorters for work. Id rather have a £25k car and 5k van.

People hire you, not your van. You can pull up in a 30k van but if you’re a drip you aint getting the job.

Pull up in a £700 berlingo but have a
Bit about you, more likely to land job.

idiot

 

[lurpak]

idiot

Yep clueless c**t me council flat4 life

 

[Cockney]

 

[lurpak]

I’ve got a bigger hearse
I see dead people
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That’s stunning mate

 

[Wezly]

That’s stunning mate

It's no £700 belingo though, is it.

 

[lurpak]

It's no £700 belingo though, is it.

Na it’s a ford mate

 

[Stevieo]

I’ve got a bigger hearse
I see dead people
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That's a rape van that is. What you got in it?

 

[Rkes]

That's a rape van that is. What you got in it?
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Lock up your daughters