New van

[lurpak]

U total mad head

for once your spot on wizard beard

You think that was me lol?

 

[satan]

You think that was me lol?

If it was nobody would admit to it...............but I do think he is better looking than you.

 

[lurpak]

Once you start making a few quid you can have a 25 grand car and a 25 grand van....

Couldn’t spend that on a van mate . Rather a few holidays

 

[lurpak]

If it was nobody would admit to it...............but I do think he is better looking than you.

He fell off the ugly tree and went up.

 

[lurpak]

If it was nobody would admit to it...............but I do think he is better looking than you.

U at pub yet @algeeman

 

[satan]

You couldnt even drink that much in Ireland and drive home no Lurpy. It would be on the spot instant ban.

 

[Groove37]

You couldnt even drink that much in Ireland and drive home no Lurpy. It would be on the spot instant ban.

Who says he’s driving?? Are you the Guinness police lol

 

[satan]

Who says he’s driving?? Are you the Guinness police lol

 

[Rkes]

That looks like me. Don’t remember doing that though

 

[lurpak]

You couldnt even drink that much in Ireland and drive home no Lurpy. It would be on the spot instant ban.

Thought drink driving was just a saying

 

[Groove37]

Dodgy stool

 

[paulf]

U at pub yet @algeeman

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[algeeman]

U at pub yet @algeeman

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On route my man xx

 

[algeeman]

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Sat in my 100 grand van waiting on my £5 bet to come in lol

 

[Gibbo]

Shows every mark, swirl, scratch, spec of dust. I’ve got a black van

Not if you use a hydrophobic coating on it

 

[Cockney]

U at pub yet @algeeman

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Did that cling film have your bugle in it? Lol

 

[Gibbo]

U at pub yet @algeeman

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Crack head

 

[essexandy]

U at pub yet @algeeman

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That definitely isn't your table. Two pints would imply that you have a friend, do you really think that we'd believe that you strawberry yogurt?

 

[algeeman]

That definitely isn't your table. Two pints would imply that you have a friend, do you really think that we'd believe that you strawberry yogurt?

I always get 2 pints of the black stuff.
Can't be arsed waiting for them to pour it lol

 

[lurpak]

That definitely isn't your table. Two pints would imply that you have a friend, do you really think that we'd believe that you strawberry yogurt?

Wipe the spunk of your glasses you apple danish and look . He’s sitting there lol

 

[Gibbo]

That definitely isn't your table. Two pints would imply that you have a friend, do you really think that we'd believe that you strawberry yogurt?

He is sitting there with a snide Armani on

 

[lurpak]

He is sitting there with a snide Armani on

Well spotted. Work gear

 

[Stevieo]

Wipe the spunk of your glasses you apple danish and look . He’s sitting there lol

Great mate you are, sitting fuckign about with your phone in company. I'd smack the taste out of your mouth.

Or mutter a bit.

One of the two.

 

[Stevieo]

Dodgy stool

Saw a fella do that in my local. If you're good crack, you're allowed to get pissed as f**k in there.

The barman didn't even blink, nor did his mate, nor did he. He just got back up and carried on drinking. Didn't miss a beat.

When I did it once, everybody was very impressed that I managed to shout 'Man Down' before I hit the floor.

 

[lurpak]

Great mate you are, sitting fuckign about with your phone in company. I'd smack the taste out of your mouth.

Or mutter a bit.

One of the two.

If you even dream of doing that, you’d better wake up and apologise.

 

[Stevieo]

If you even dream of doing that, you’d better wake up and apologise.

You listen to me. You better start treating me with a bit more respect.

I'll be a moderator soon you know.

 

[Stevieo]

You listen to me. You better start treating me with a bit more respect.

I'll be a moderator soon you know.

@Rkes my good man, you've accidentally hit disagree.

 

[Rkes]

 

[Rkes]

Chortle chortle. Still a bit new
Just dipping my toe in

 

[satan]

Chortle chortle. Still a bit new
Just dipping my toe in

Well Steve is an argumentative bad tempered wannabe mod.
Lurpak is a master story teller wannabe plasterer.

And thats about it.

 

[Rkes]

Well Steve is an argumentative bad tempered wannabe mod.
Lurpak is a master story teller wannabe plasterer.

And thats about it.

Did you use that canniston in the end

 

[satan]

Did you use that canniston in the end

Yeah that was I good one. Actually I didnt get it at first. My mrs told me.. Duh.

 

[lurpak]

And satan is the tax man

 

[ChrispyUK]

Not if you use a hydrophobic coating on it

You got a problem with gays Gibbo?!

 

[satan]

And satan is the tax man

No I'll just take your soul.