Opening a merchants

Vincey · Mar 29, 2017

flynnyman said:
Ask @Lodan he seems to have a few bob and you are near enough a couple?

I was talking to arto Di canio,

I'm Detecting a little jealousy here

Arti · Mar 29, 2017

flynnyman · Mar 29, 2017

Vincey said:
I was talking to arto Di canio,

I'm Detecting a little jealousy here

Yep always wanted to open up a plasterers yard telling a load of lies to customers

Marshy · Mar 29, 2017

JessThePlasterer said:
i was walking round selco today and thought every merchants should have a station where you can buy tea, milk, suger, bog roll and every limb support thats going. i needed brew kit and a new elbow strap and thought wouldn't it be marvellous if you could get all that s**t while you're buying your materials

Your after Sainsburys chuck lol

Marshy · Mar 29, 2017

Arti said:

I'd love to punch his lights out

algeeman · Mar 29, 2017

ryan im not having a pop ......i know the crack

you do good for spreads as they do good for you.
your a salesman its what you do.

Plasterers1StopShop · Mar 29, 2017

algeeman said:
ryan im not having a pop ......i know the crack
you do good for spreads as they do good for you.
your a salesman its what you do.

Very true mate. Salesman I always think of a bloke selling a car or double glazing. I'm better than that hahaha

Deleted member 23452 · Mar 29, 2017

flynnyman said:
Yep always wanted to open up a plasterers yard telling a load of lies to customers

I've always fancied owning a breaker's yard. Ancient Iron Fairy, gas axe, cars stacked four high, couple of Alsatians, leather pouch stuffed full of cash and a manky old caravan for an office.

Sadly it's not 1974 anymore.

Marshy · Mar 29, 2017

algeeman said:
ryan im not having a pop ......i know the crack
you do good for spreads as they do good for you.
your a salesman its what you do.

Well he's not a rugby player that's for sure lol

Plasterers1StopShop · Mar 29, 2017

Marshy said:
Well he's not a rugby player that's for sure lol

Ohhhh! You hit me deep

BigK · Mar 29, 2017

Marshy said:
I'd love to punch his lights out

He is a mate of mine [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Vincey · Mar 29, 2017

BigK said:
He is a mate of mine [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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There you go @Arti we're off
Just need a warehouse now

JessThePlasterer · Mar 29, 2017

Marshy said:
Your after Sainsburys chuck lol

well then sainsburys should have a station where you can buy skim, bonding, pva, beads etc! :coffe:

JessThePlasterer · Mar 29, 2017

algeeman said:
ryan im not having a pop ......i know the crack
you do good for spreads as they do good for you.
your a salesman its what you do.

beautiful poetry. yeats would be proud

jamesthefirst · Mar 29, 2017

JessThePlasterer said:
i was walking round selco today and thought every merchants should have a station where you can buy tea, milk, suger, bog roll and every limb support thats going. i needed brew kit and a new elbow strap and thought wouldn't it be marvellous if you could get all that s**t while you're buying your materials

And Tampax

Marshy · Mar 30, 2017

BigK said:
He is a mate of mine [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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He's was the compare at a sportsman's dinner I went to with Ricky Hatton guest speaker. He f**k**g ruined it. Hatton was a funny bloke but that balding whispy haired git wound everybody up

beader · Mar 30, 2017

JessThePlasterer said:
beautiful poetry. yeats would be proud

Hello.

Arti · Mar 30, 2017

Vincey said:
There you go @Arti we're off
Just need a warehouse now

Pull some strings at BG and we can muscle in on one of therers. We'll just say we need some space for R&D research for a plaster you can use without a bonding agent. We can call it fingers crossed finish.

malc · Mar 30, 2017

JessThePlasterer said:
well then sainsburys should have a station where you can buy skim, bonding, pva, beads etc!

Sainsburys have such a place they call it Homebase.

gps · Mar 30, 2017

malc said:
Sainsburys have such a place they call it Homebase.

They founded it, but own it no longer, in fact it's been donkey's years since they did.

Australians own it now

Maester · Mar 30, 2017

gps said:
They founded it, but own it no longer, in fact it's been donkey's years since they did.

Australians own it now

That's not correct. My partner works there and it was only taken over last year. They are rebranding to Bunburys Warehouse. You used to find the Argos and Homebase and Sainsburys together.

Marshy · Mar 30, 2017

I recon @Vincey goes the whole hog and opens Vince Clark Land where customers can buy plastering products etc with a Vincey selfie while getting a peck on the cheek from Alison Moyet or sucked off by Andy Bell??

Danny · Mar 30, 2017

quite a funny thread this

@Vincey how could you forget @Plasterers1StopShop

gps · Mar 31, 2017

Maester said:
That's not correct. My partner works there and it was only taken over last year. They are rebranding to Bunburys Warehouse. You used to find the Argos and Homebase and Sainsburys together.

It is very correct Sainsbury's have not owned Homebase since 2001

zolco · Mar 31, 2017

gps said:
It is very correct Sainsbury's have not owned Homebase since 2001

Yepp, bunnings own it now, they turned the first homebase around in St Albans recently and it's now called bunnings as well

Maester · Apr 1, 2017

gps said:
It is very correct Sainsbury's have not owned Homebase since 2001

You are wrong.

theclemo · Apr 1, 2017

Maester said:
You are wrong.

I'll be sending you a pm for arguing with @gps. U just f**k*d this thread up.

Gibbo · Apr 1, 2017

malc said:
Spreaders of Ipswich are a plastering firm that work out of a large unit on an industrial estate, selling plastering goods to trade and public.
i have heard that the huge plaster stockist Penlaws are owned by norfolk drywall ltd.

No they dont own them mate penlaws is owned by the guy who runs penlaw drywall contractors

gps · Apr 1, 2017

theclemo said:
I'll be sending you a pm for arguing with @gps. U just f**k*d this thread up.

You seem to have the wrong impression of me lol

Runswithscissors · Apr 1, 2017

JessThePlasterer said:
well then sainsburys should have a station where you can buy skim, bonding, pva, beads etc!

Don't be giving the supermarkets ideas!

The sheds def should have provisions though - tea coffee biscuits milk sugar - near the tills, like an impulse purchase lol

JessThePlasterer · Apr 1, 2017

jamesthefirst said:
And Tampax

however you want to plug yourself..... wherever you want to plug yourself that's entirely your call

Danny · Apr 2, 2017

JessThePlasterer said:
however you want to plug yourself..... wherever you want to plug yourself that's entirely your call

love your comebacks

JessThePlasterer · Apr 3, 2017

Danny said:
love your comebacks

Dropsalot · Apr 3, 2017

On a more serious note, a sanitary towel in your 1st aid kit is a brill idea. Absorbent see. Like a wound dressing.

JessThePlasterer · Apr 4, 2017

Dropsalot said:
On a more serious note, a sanitary towel in your 1st aid kit is a brill idea. Absorbent see. Like a wound dressing.

and actually in a survival situation a tampon makes excellent kindling, just as a condom can carry a gallon of water :numberone:

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