Practising plats

[algeeman]

No graft for me today.
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thinking of leaving it myself.
poorly kids here.

 

[tapit]

No graft for me today.
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Fell asleep on last train home?

 

[essexandy]

morning andy

Morning sunshine
Really is great to see you getting better money mate, let's hope it stays like that. X

 

[lurpak]

No graft for me today.
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you've blackmailed that blonde girl off the internet into meeting, haven’t you?

 

[essexandy]

thinking of leaving it myself.
poorly kids here.

Don't worry about those kids, they'll be fine, come down here and look after poor old Andy, I feel like I'm dying. Cold or mild flu, I don't know? Eyes stuck together in the mornings, coughing up crap and muscles aching like hell. Take me out for a Guinness matey. Please!

 

[Groove37]

thinking of leaving it myself.
poorly kids here.

Hope the kids get better soon mate nothing worse than seeing them poorly lots of the cold and flu going around

 

[lurpak]

Don't worry about those kids, they'll be fine, come down here and look after poor old Andy, I feel like I'm dying. Cold or mild flu, I don't know? Eyes stuck together in the mornings, coughing up crap and muscles aching like hell. Take me out for a Guinness matey. Please!

sounds like the aids

 

[Stevieo]

you've blackmailed that blonde girl off the internet into meeting, haven’t you?

No blackmail necessary, slap head.

 

[algeeman]

sounds like the aids

can I have some

 

[Stevieo]

you've blackmailed that blonde girl off the internet into meeting, haven’t you?

Nearly there. Bam. Bam. Bam ba lam.

 

[algeeman]

Hope the kids get better soon mate nothing worse than seeing them poorly lots of the cold and flu going around

dont feel to bright myself sinking that tequila last night ⁰

 

[Stevieo]

dont feel to bright myself sinking that tequila last night ⁰

Yeah... tequila on a Thursday is never gonna be great Alf.

 

[zombie]

you've blackmailed that blonde girl off the internet into meeting, haven’t you?

Him

 

[zombie]

All that way to see a drag queen!

 

[Mike googlebottom]

All that way to see a drag queen!

 

[Stevieo]

you've blackmailed that blonde girl off the internet into meeting, haven’t you?

 

[lurpak]

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Good lad

 

[Stevieo]

Good lad

26 years the difference and she's not even fat.

By f**k I'm happy.

 

[lurpak]

26 years the difference and she's not even fat.

By f**k I'm happy.

youre 40?

 

[Stevieo]

youre 40?

44

 

[essexandy]

44

Fuckoff! You've got to be 50 if you're a day?

 

[Stevieo]

Fuckoff! You've got to be 50 if you're a day?

I've had a hard life

 

[paulf]

youre 40?

This'll be in old and young section on xhamster.

 

[essexandy]

I've had a hard life

I think you've had two hard lives mate.

 

[paulf]

I think you've had two hard lives mate.

Give him a break he's lost about 2st in spunk this weekend.

 

[lurpak]

This'll be in old and young section on xhamster.

“Creepy old teacher punishes teen”

 

[Cockney]

26 years the difference and she's not even fat.

By f**k I'm happy.

Have you got her to shave them pits yet??
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[lurpak]

Have you got her to shave them pits yet??
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hes into it. Rusty trombone

 

[lurpak]

 

[Mike googlebottom]

 

[Djr]

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Hilarious