Sunday wankers

[smoother09]

 

[smoother09]

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big owl!

Alright it was a penguin ffs

 

[JessThePlasterer]

big owl!

Well I’ve been called some things in my time.... !

 

[smoother09]

Night night everyone love you all xxx

 

[Gavine The First]

You created a rod for your own. Back and that ain't been a c**t... true story mate

Smoothy , what can I say , speechless ! What are you on about now love ?

 

[Gavine The First]

What's a soothy?

 

[Gavine The First]

Night night everyone love you all xxx

Dont go yet .

 

[Gavine The First]

What's a soothy?

I was respondin

What's a soothy?

Work it out for yerself !

What's a soothy?

It was me trying to call you smoothy, my sweet name for you, and only you ! My favourite ! However ,I was interupted by someone (In the flesh) . However a "soothy" is a very old expresion, it means someone who is gifted in spiritualism . A medium, someone who comunicates with the dead ( Soooky Dukes ) as in the new slang ! Hope that clears that one up. Cheers pal, sweet dreams x

 

[Gavine The First]

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Alright it was a penguin ffs

Stupid ! ..If you listen .. Even the seagulls are laughing at you ! ......You will hear it now !

 

[Gavine The First]

big owl!
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Lets see what yo could have won !

 

[Gavine The First]

Don't do it again or IL put you in a proper headlock ya get me?

Dick !

 

[Gavine The First]

sugar free frosties for breakfast, see ya.

Dull .

 

[Gavine The First]

You created a rod for your own. Back and that ain't been a c**t... true story mate

You are illigeble ! Ffs .

 

[Gavine The First]

If I'd known it was so important I'd have made a mental note. Sadly I didn't oh well.

I just hate a"pick on" If you get my drift . Think your ok, (a c**t ) but thats ok!. All is fair and square , in my book .

 

[Gavine The First]

Just keep rolling rolling rollingView attachment 39333

Great post fella.

 

[Gavine The First]

Yeah ready for it . This turks just kissed me cheek and said to come opening night and getting me a big bottle of brandy

Perfect !

 

[smoother09]

Goodness me your setting the standard for numpties on here!

 

[Gavine The First]

Goodness me your setting the standard for numpties on here!

Oh , if only ! I could never even hope to be be as smooth you, you really are so brilliant !!!

 

[Gavine The First]

Goodness me your setting the standard for numpties on here!

I wish I was you ! Your my hero !

 

[Gavine The First]

No drama at all I would gladly have a pint with anyone off here I'm just a wind up merchant

I wouldn't have a pint with you ! Can't stand G** bars

 

[smoother09]

I wouldn't have a pint with you ! Can't stand G** bars

Are you obsessed with me or something! Put that Buckie away

 

[Gavine The First]

Are you obsessed with me or something! Put that Buckie away View attachment 39409

No mate, you are the one that started it . Just giving you your sins back !

 

[smoother09]

No mate, you are the one that started it . Just giving you your sins back !

Bless me father for I have sinned it's been 200 days before my last confession!

 

[Gavine The First]

Bless me father for I have sinned it's been 200 days before my last confession!

Never confess to anything ! Unless it's too yourself !

 

[smoother09]

Never confess to anything ! Unless it's too yourself !

You need to confess for all that shoplifting you do! Straight to hell mate!

 

[Gavine The First]

You need to confess for all that shoplifting you do! Straight to hell mate!

Im no shoplifter pal, however I did used too nick bacon from my local scotmid when I was pissed , ten years back, only for devilment . Silly , never got caught though

 

[Gavine The First]

You need to confess for all that shoplifting you do! Straight to hell mate!

Been to Hell, and back, it's overrated !

 

[Danny]

Wow that was some thread

 

[smoother09]

Wow that was some thread

Probably not over yet!

 

[ChrispyUK]

Wow that was some thread

It ain’t finished yet

 

[John j]

Wow that was some thread

Wow 9 pages . Cost me £9.99 this thread for that trolley I dont even know where it is now lol.


Free hat @Danny