That’s how yours should look

[Casper]

 

[Fatarm]

Ffs...youve used it twice by the look of it

 

[johniosaif]

Ffs...youve used it twice by the look of it

Corners as square it came out Of the box

 

[choppa]

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Ain’t even worn in,

 

[Stevieo]

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It's still got all the burr on the edges where BnQ ground it down you daft c**t.

£2 buckets from there as well.

Jesus Christ you pat yourself on the back easy.

 

[paulf]

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Looks just as clean from the other side.

 

[Retired Spread]

yep.....

 

[Casper]

Ffs...youve used it twice by the look of it

That’s 2 years old mate

 

[Stevieo]

That’s 2 years old mate

Use it once a year then?

 

[Casper]

You not got a pot noodle to make?

 

[Stevieo]

You not got a pot noodle to make?

Come on. Dance.

Dance, Monkey, dance.

 

[Bartholomew]

That’s 2 years old mate

2 years old my arse

 

[Casper]

Come on. Dance.

Dance, Monkey, dance.

What the F*****g hell are you on aboot. You really need to get aff that ganja

 

[Stevieo]

What the F*****g hell are you on aboot. You really need to get aff that ganja

Don't be ashamed friend.

I eat like you sometimes. (Very rarely)

Just bung it on the plate with no thought to presentation and get them calories down your neck.this very evening in fact.

It's not a sin

 

[Casper]

It's still got all the burr on the edges where BnQ ground it down you daft c**t.

£2 buckets from there as well.

Jesus Christ you pat yourself on the back easy.

Oh ffs. Your a real thick t**t ain’t ya. Marshalltown from a merchant. Buckets £1 from a local Asians. They get tossed. Are you sure you’re a spread Stevie?

 

[Casper]

yep.....













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Are you a screaming homosexual, Carl?

 

[Stevieo]

Oh ffs. Your a real thick t**t ain’t ya. Marshalltown from a merchant. Buckets £1 from a local Asians. They get tossed. Are you sure you’re a spread Stevie?

You cheeky c**t.

I'm no one traded trowel Monkey.

I'm a renovating contractor and just one of my many many talents is plastering.

 

[Casper]

Do you sub your plastering out?

 

[Stevieo]

Do you sub your plastering out?

I do not.

It's not hard is it? Put it on the wall and push it flat.
That's not a trade is it?

 

[Casper]

It’s a trade just like every other trade. A trade that many people can’t do. Such as your all trades, multi talented type of people.

 

[paulf]

It’s a trade just like every other trade. A trade that many people can’t do. Such as your all trades, multi talented type of people.

Steven is a very talented painter.
I think he calls this one "the plasterer"

 

[Stevieo]

It’s a trade just like every other trade. A trade that many people can’t do. Such as your all trades, multi talented type of people.

Since you bring it up, my work touches on patch plastering, small bits of rendering, skimming, boarding , small bits of joinery and generally whatever is required to turn shitholes into nice places.

All I sub out is the plumbing and electrical.

Am I a plasterer? No but the plastering necessary to do my bit of the job doesn't need one because skimming isn't hard, is it?

 

[Casper]

It’s hard to do it properly. I can tell you that as I have 32 years of experience. But if you’re making a living off something that’s all that matters.

 

[Stevieo]

It’s hard to do it properly. I can tell you that as I have 32 years of experience. But if you’re making a living off something that’s all that matters.

It's hard to do it fast and neat.
When skimming is a small part of the wider job, it's no challenge at all.

 

[Casper]

Deep down you really want to be a trowel monkey. A successful one

 

[Casper]

Since you bring it up, my work touches on patch plastering, small bits of rendering, skimming, boarding , small bits of joinery and generally whatever is required to turn shitholes into nice places.

All I sub out is the plumbing and electrical.

Am I a plasterer? No but the plastering necessary to do my bit of the job doesn't need one because skimming isn't hard, is it?

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That room needs coving to finish it

 

[Vincey]

Can’t beat a dewalt super flex

 

[Stevieo]

Deep down you really want to be a trowel monkey. A successful one

No more than I want to be a floor monkey or a paint monkey.

I'm a renovating contractor and you monkeys are welcome to your trades.

 

[Casper]

So your a renovating monkey? C’mon Stevie. You need a job title

 

[Stevieo]

So your a renovating monkey? C’mon Stevie. You need a job title

I'm a businessman who takes care of people's investments.

 

[zombie]

I'm a businessman who takes care of people's investments.

Yer a caretaker yer F*****g plant pot...get or tha sen!!!

 

[Stevieo]

Yer a caretaker yer F*****g plant pot...get or tha sen!!!

Oh Zombie I've missed you and your petty insults and bizarre threats.

It's not even Friday

 

[paulf]

Yer a caretaker yer F*****g plant pot...get or tha sen!!!

Who called in the airstrike.

 

[Ritch]

You cheeky c**t.

I'm no one traded trowel Monkey.

I'm a renovating contractor and just one of my many many talents is plastering.

U liar your a jar head

 

[Stevieo]

U liar your a jar head

That's American marines and I was never a marine of any description