Thats why i voted tory & backed boris!!!

[megamix]

What happens if I only been self employed for 2 months? How do they work that out ?

You get f**k all

 

[megamix]

I know loads of tax dodgers there f**k*d! Part n parcel they had the high life!

there only f**k*d if they spent it all

 

[smoother09]

Put what you got left on red all online casinos up n running

 

[Cockney]

there expecting everyone back working in 8 weeks

I called 2 months off at the start of the week geez, it’ll take some strong will power to stop us ringing our old lady’s necks by then!

 

[Donzo]

This was figures for 2008, dont know comparison to this crisis.

· But the total aid package works out at £ 13,800 per person in Britain, or about £40,000 per family that was 2008.

 

[algeeman]

I called 2 months off at the start of the week geez, it’ll take some strong will power to stop us ringing our old lady’s necks by then!

shes back at work full time monday

fed with her drinking my fridge packs

 

[algeeman]

This was figures for 2008, dont know comparison to this crisis.

· But the total aid package works out at £ 13,800 per person in Britain, or about £40,000 per family that was 2008.

just got off the phone to my brother
his wife an accountant



still dont understand it

 

[superspread]

just got off the phone to my brother
his wife an accountant



still dont understand it

Your not a spread for nothing

 

[Donzo]

just got off the phone to my brother
his wife an accountant



still dont understand it

That was cost of the banking bailout in 2008 to the economy.
Cost per skull,family

 

[algeeman]

Your not a spread for nothing

lol
the way I glanced over it was there hoping your back in work in 8 weeks.
the higher the tax rebate you got the less your getting.
Billy big ball cash lads wont get anything
but they live in their mums spare rooms anyway
or there mate Jimmy's sofa.....
so they'll get benefits..


in all honesty I couldn't care what happens with the money...as long as everyone is safe and healthy.

pubs shut
nothing to bet on
wanking and stella cans for me

 

[paulf]

lol
the way I glanced over it was there hoping your back in work in 8 weeks.
the higher the tax rebate you got the less your getting.
Billy big ball cash lads wont get anything
but they live in their mums spare rooms anyway
or there mate Jimmy's sofa.....
so they'll get benefits..


in all honesty I couldn't care what happens with the money...as long as everyone is safe and healthy.

pubs shut
nothing to bet on
wanking and stella cans for me

"Mummy why is daddy spending so much time in the back of his van".

 

[smoother09]

lol
the way I glanced over it was there hoping your back in work in 8 weeks.
the higher the tax rebate you got the less your getting.
Billy big ball cash lads wont get anything
but they live in their mums spare rooms anyway
or there mate Jimmy's sofa.....
so they'll get benefits..


in all honesty I couldn't care what happens with the money...as long as everyone is safe and healthy.

pubs shut
nothing to bet on
wanking and stella cans for me

I been doing online slots and virtual doing ok with it at minute but could become dangerous Gotta do something I’m seriously bored outta my tits I’ve applied for everyjob out there just to get out the house! I’m not very good when I get lost in my own head!

 

[Dollar]

Only up to £50 k
& NI up to same as being employed
For the pleasure

Your welcome

 

[Deleted member 23452]

I called 2 months off at the start of the week geez, it’ll take some strong will power to stop us ringing our old lady’s necks by then!

This place is going to be like some fcuked up support group in a couple of weeks.

 

[Djr]

there expecting everyone back working in 8 weeks

Fuk me I'm on day 2 and bored to fuk

 

[algeeman]

Fuk me I'm on day 2 and bored to fuk

I've 2 many kids to keep me busy

 

[algeeman]

I been doing online slots and virtual doing ok with it at minute but could become dangerous Gotta do something I’m seriously bored outta my tits I’ve applied for everyjob out there just to get out the house! I’m not very good when I get lost in my own head!

as long as I've got my cock
I'm happy mate

 

[algeeman]

"Mummy why is daddy spending so much time in the back of his van".

I keeping loosing my can of beer
sure she keeps swiping it

 

[paulf]

Fuk me I'm on day 2 and bored to fuk

It's not the virus that scares me it's what state will my liver be in after this.

 

[tapit]

I been doing online slots and virtual doing ok with it at minute but could become dangerous Gotta do something I’m seriously bored outta my tits I’ve applied for everyjob out there just to get out the house! I’m not very good when I get lost in my own head!

 

[Djr]

It's not the virus that scares me it's what state will my liver be in after this.

I'm more worried about the state of my mind

 

[paulf]

I'm more worried about the state of my mind

My minds all ready in a state, so the wife says.

 

[superspread]

If you've taken all your money as cash like alot of tradesman do and brag about it then you'll get stung this time around. Good news as far as I'm concerned

So you don’t or never have done any cash work???

 

[owls]

I've not got much sympathy for cash fellas that don't pay in, them same fellas that complain about the state of the roads, NHS waiting times etc.

 

[malc]

Great news...but we will be paying for it with NI contributions in line with employed later on. Nothing is free!

this could be the end of subbie, with increased NI and increased tax rate to cover this payout . it may have gone full circle with people returning to direct employment.

 

[owls]

So you don’t or never have done any cash work???

It's not flyers on a Saturday, it's the type that carry on a regular weekly basis.

 

[owls]

this could be the end of subbie, with increased NI and increased tax rate to cover this payout . it may have gone full circle with people returning to direct employment.

I agree the governments don't like self employed and generally hold them within distain, as they can't keep tabs on them, this would be the excuse they need.

 

[superspread]

If you've taken all your money as cash like alot of tradesman do and brag about it then you'll get stung this time around. Good news as far as I'm concerned

Seems to me your just envious someone has managed to save a few quid , those same people still pay as much tax as you do!!!

do you get your accountant to try and lose as much of your earnings as possible??

 

[malc]

the state of the roads,

now is the time to bring the roads up to a decent standard while there is reduced traffic.

 

[superspread]

It's not flyers on a Saturday, it's the type that carry on a regular weekly basis.

How many now just get full cash?? Not many many I can tell you

 

[owls]

How many now just get full cash?? Not many many I can tell you

I disagree, I know of probably half a dozen fellas that only work cash, across a few trades, just what I know of, I don't agree with it, but that's up to them.

 

[superspread]

I've not got much sympathy for cash fellas that don't pay in, them same fellas that complain about the state of the roads, NHS waiting times etc.

Those are the type of geezers that are just after beer money mostly , live on their own, it’s virtually impossible now to be persona non grata nowadays. Even the gangsters can’t lose the cash

 

[tapit]

now is the time to bring the roads up to a decent standard while there is reduced traffic.

That's a good idea if it could be done safely.

 

[owls]

The public that pay them are as bad, as they know there not declaring it, but against its on them.

 

[superspread]

I disagree, I know of probably half a dozen fellas that only work cash, across a few trades, just what I know of, I don't agree with it, but that's up to them.

I Know 2 , they sign on,the lot , but they won’t be going after this 80% thing