The longest day of my life

Lastlaff said:
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Close-up for you mate...I’ve upset the Beefeater tonight!
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Cheers mate!

Has the blonde got iced ring doughnuts for eyes?

The longest day of my life
 
Unfortunately they binned-me. While reading this post I didn’t realize I had scoffed the mushrooms that came with the steak, but being a bit pissed on the Guinness I challenged the miserable c**t of a barman, that I never got any mushrooms - he said “Sorry, but the fryers are turned off now but how about a free Guinness?”
“Yes, that’s fine”, I said
Only later did I check my original pic and the mushrooms are there in breadcrumbs...I’m a c**t!
The longest day of my life
 
Lastlaff said:
Unfortunately they binned-me. While reading this post I didn’t realize I had scoffed the mushrooms that came with the steak, but being a bit pissed on the Guinness I challenged the miserable c**t of a barman, that I never got any mushrooms - he said “Sorry, but the fryers are turned off now but how about a free Guinness?”
“Yes, that’s fine”, I said
Only later did I check my original pic and the mushrooms are there in breadcrumbs...I’m a c**t!View attachment 38476
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Tell him there was no steak, while you’re eating it,, with crazy eyes. free gunnys allnight
 
algeeman said:
like I said and keep saying

internet is full of fuucking weirdos....cuunts...spastics.....arsholes..
shiit heads.. .wannabe bees....wanna wanna wanna be dickheads pricks cuunts
and most of you lot ain't plastereres.
just wanna be a spreads.

pathetic really.

at least a few on here admit who they are and what the camplable of.

the rest are dreamers.
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Cheers mate
 
vfr12 said:
Yeah? Was hopping to hook up more like you:popcorn:
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You didn’t hook me you little wally! I was one of the first to call bullshit. Hey but what do I care, I couldn’t give a f**k I’m off to the beach again today! What are you up to?? Lol.
 
Cockney1 said:
You didn’t hook me you little wally! I was one of the first to call bullshit. Hey but what do I care, I couldn’t give a f**k I’m off to the beach again today! What are you up to?? Lol.
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I was the first ......just saying .

I.m on beach when you come back
 
John j said:
I was the first ......just saying .

I.m on beach when you come back
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Calm down dear, Read again I said ONE of the first!! Lol. I’ve been on holiday 3 weeks now and I’ve got another week and a half left! ;)(y)
The longest day of my life

It’s a hard life! Another day in the office!! Hahahahaha!!!
 
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algeeman said:
like I said and keep saying

internet is full of fuucking weirdos....cuunts...spastics.....arsholes..
shiit heads.. .wannabe bees....wanna wanna wanna be dickheads pricks cuunts
and most of you lot ain't plastereres.
just wanna be a spreads.

pathetic really.

at least a few on here admit who they are and what the camplable of.

the rest are dreamers.
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I can’t even knock up my own muck the way I like any more :cry:....,,ok you got me I work in Sainsbury’s stacking bread.
 
algeeman said:
like I said and keep saying

internet is full of fuucking weirdos....cuunts...spastics.....arsholes..
shiit heads.. .wannabe bees....wanna wanna wanna be dickheads pricks cuunts
and most of you lot ain't plastereres.
just wanna be a spreads.

pathetic really.

at least a few on here admit who they are and what the camplable of.

the rest are dreamers.
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Well f**k you to.
 
And before mr superhard icf comes on here we will probably get spanked by them but their first team
 
Gibbo said:
could be i was probably watching the game in our great new stadium while laughing at that s**t from the areshole of london getting mullered by citys reserve side
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Trying to have a pop at me again are you! You dirty no good little 5’6” no foreskin wankstain!! Hahahahaha!!
 
Gibbo said:
This shows what a moron you are you weren't tagged so wind your neck in you grade a dribbling f**k**g idiot
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[And before mr superhard icf comes on here we will probably get spanked by them but their first team]

What the fucks that then? You sweaty fat, bald teenager trainer wearing little man!!
 
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