the wheat from the chaff

I'd let you cut my foreskin off with a s*p*r*lex trowel if you looked like Reese wettherspoon!
Couldn’t you just let him cut yer cock off* with just a bit of lippy on.
*he doesn't need it anymore cos they're ttransitioning
 
Get one then judge I looked at a fat bird once was nearly sick, but she was a deep throat specialist!

that looks a beauty (y)
change the handle
the wheat from the chaff
 
could write a book on you mate


jamie and his wondering bullshitter mind
You saying he still lives with his mom cus he’s scared of woman Type of bloke really?

Great uncle Bernie lived in Leeds once,
Used to get his dinner money taxed by pakii kid at school,
Still a virgin cus off a small or abnormal cock
Type of reverse psychology bullshitter type?
 
I still lives with his mom cus im scared of woman Type of bloke really?

Great uncle Bernie lived in Leeds once,
Used to come round when mum and dad was out, I loved my time with uncle berny!
Still have a small or abnormal cock but I'm doing my stretching exercises daily!
I'm just the type of guy that loves wanking in dark places!
Great stuff lad don't pull it to hard! :numberone:
 
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Only winding you up smoother at least you can give it and take it literally! Still don’t know how to scratch coat though
I love it mate only reason I come on here, let's be honest if you push nails in deeper on a float there's hardly any difference between using that and a scratcher! :burlas:
 
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DJB Building services 1996 3year block relase I started there when I was 12 weekends school hols in 1996 started my aprentership in 2000
 
When you think about it, how much more have you learnt since doing your time.
All these corsa's thinking they can spread. I spent 3 solid years of learning after 2 years of labouring when I was at school. I've still learnt more in the 15 years since.
 
When you think about it, how much more have you learnt since doing your time.
All these corsa's thinking they can spread. I spent 3 solid years of learning after 2 years of labouring when I was at school. I've still learnt more in the 15 years since.
I'd love to see work from a courser.any course guys on here that sint ashamed to admit it? Love it how there go yes me then put a pic up.id rip the s**t out of it if seen in person on the attention to detail stuff which you can't see in a picture:popcorn:
 
I could still learn a lot now never done any silicone rendering or whatever it is never made cove since college!
 
When you think about it, how much more have you learnt since doing your time.
All these corsa's thinking they can spread. I spent 3 solid years of learning after 2 years of labouring when I was at school. I've still learnt more in the 15 years since.
58 year at it mate still dont know it all but talkin now fibrous work and cornice stuff / one guy on here i do admire is @pftmonojetman he seems to know his stuff one thing ive learned over the years is there is always someone that can show u a different way to do something and u think why did i never think of that
 
58 year at it mate still dont know it all but talkin now fibrous work and cornice stuff / one guy on here i do admire is @pftmonojetman he seems to know his stuff one thing ive learned over the years is there is always someone that can show u a different way to do something and u think why did i never think of that
I didn't touch solid plastering for the first two years. The only plaster I knew of was white.
Everything we did was restoration of fibrous stuff. I wish I could go back and stick to that.
I've made gargoyles for royalty from a silicone mould of the original that I took down by hand, soaked and scraped 200 years of paint off it.
When you tell someone you're a plasterer they think of some scruffy c**t in trackies skimming Mrs Jones spare room.
We learn every day. 'The day you think you know it all is the day you limit yourself to knowing nothing but what you know!
 
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