TRUELY VILE

[superspread]

i have pondered using clients hair brush

 

[Topspread16]

pandemic invokes the apocolypse survival mode in everyone,,,

Don’t give him anymore excuses.

 

[leefaithfull]

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facking well done then

 

[Casper]

Casper aka the " porcelain pounder "

Even carry my own bog brush. Conscientious to a fault

 

[leefaithfull]

Don’t give him anymore excuses.

i will abide by this advice but i know people like this,,kitchen roll next know wat i mean

 

[leefaithfull]

facking well done then

share a house with 2 old school mates,,fatty downstairs has not had a girl for 30 years,,my laptop is connected to my bose speakers,,

 

[Smudger1]

On site portaloos dodgy got a pump handle to flush but if to full just pumping crap back around it ! Last resort using tgat feker for a dump !

 

[leefaithfull]

On site portaloos dodgy got a pump handle to flush but if to full just pumping crap back around it ! Last resort using tgat feker for a dump !

curl one out in a cement bag/multi,,,wipe harees on paper chored from said vile portaloo throw bag in tidy bin,,,f**k em

 

[Smudger1]

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c**t !! got me in room full

 

[leefaithfull]

c**t !! got me in room full

ive just hit it again and now thinking ive got early onslaught of alzheimers for crying out f**k**g loud

 

[Casper]

share a house with 2 old school mates,,fatty downstairs has not had a girl for 30 years,,my laptop is connected to my bose speakers,,

Living the dream

 

[Casper]

On site portaloos dodgy got a pump handle to flush but if to full just pumping crap back around it ! Last resort using tgat feker for a dump !

I’d rather s**t in a bag than take a dump in one to them plastic boxes.

 

[John j]

That’s exactly what I do

Me to haha

 

[John j]

No but he saves on average 5 bog rolls per month. Squeaky John, probably fills his pockets to so he can pre fold for the family.

I always grab em out of porto loos for back of van shits

 

[leefaithfull]

Living the dream

yeah baby,,bike out the back van out front bifters n kebabs cheap rent and as much colombian as you want

 

[Cockney]

Bunch of absolute f**k**g filthy animals!!!

 

[leefaithfull]

Bunch of absolute f**k**g filthy animals!!!

clean arseholes though it seems

 

[Cockney]

clean arseholes though it seems

How anyone can have a shite in a customers house is beyond me. Absolute beasts!!

 

[leefaithfull]

How anyone can have a shite in a customers house is beyond me. Absolute beasts!!

ya cant curl one out on their decking can ya ffs

 

[John j]

Bunch of absolute f**k**g filthy animals!!!

To posh to poo

 

[Cockney]

ya cant curl one out on their decking can ya ffs

Go before you leave home you filthy animal.

 

[leefaithfull]

To posh to poo

ya cant crimp all day

 

[John j]

Go before you leave home you filthy animal.

I need to.get things moving

 

[John j]

ya cant crimp all day

What women do
@Cockney1

 

[leefaithfull]

Go before you leave home you filthy animal.

i do,,always give it a second go cos im so worried,,walk out to van hey up retreat run upstairs and away she goes,,a stress shat

 

[leefaithfull]

this post has gone ratshit hasnt it

 

[Cockney]

I need to.get things moving

Filthy habit you’re in shatting in customers karzie’s mate.
Top tip - Snout & and a cuppa helps first thing of a morning!

 

[ChrispyUK]

Refurbing a flat once and had gutted the bathroom so had to drive to the local McDonald’s. Wouldn’t flush away and pan filling up with water and no bog brush so had to leave it . Back there next day and hazard tape all across the cubicle!

 

[tapit]

i have pondered using clients toothbrush

Too far!

 

[Casper]

I was working for a young profession couple. Asked the bloke if I could use his bog. He said his mrs is getting ready. I thought oh! f**k he means NO! So I waited until they left to walk the dog and then I went in and destroyed it!

 

[Cockney]

How anyone can have a shite in a customers house is beyond me. Absolute beasts!!

I thought you’d disagree wee Baldy! Has your karzie ban been lifted by your clientele yet??

 

[Stewie03]

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Every f**k**g time

 

[Stewie03]

I remember when I was working for a customer they got let down by another spread,they was on a deadline as all the downstairs floors was coming up and being levelled and expensive flooring going down, lovely woman made me a bacon butty and cuppa everyday,one day she said I'm just popping out to the shops this was at 8am in the morning,well the cuppa she had made me went through me and my arsehole was pulsating,well I went to the downstairs toilet in the hallway absolutely blew the f**k**g toilet up lol,they had no air freshener in there so opened a window I walk out the toilet thinking she's gone out just as she walking past to go out she goes oh dear god no more bacon sandwiches for you lol

 

[Casper]

I thought you’d disagree wee Baldy! Has your karzie ban been lifted by your clientele yet??

How many snouts have you had so far?
Like Nick Cotton. Giz a fag ma

 

[Casper]

Every f**k**g time

Ffffffs. My customer just heard that.