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Casper said:
How many snouts have you had so far?
Like Nick Cotton. Giz a fag ma
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First one of a morning opens you up, Probably smoke 3 a day. Far too busy for all that puffing every cuppa b*ll***s! I do enjoy a few when having a booze though :birra:
 
Cockney1 said:
Piss off, you only don’t smoke because your too tight to pay £13 a packet.
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i smoke like a chimney, spesh with bifter in it,,drink beer like a fish,,snort like al pacino,,got to die of something aint ya,,anyway watching prof Brian Cox,s universe bbc2 last night we are all gunna get sucked up by a blackhole so f**k it im going to fill my boots
 
leefaithfull said:
i smoke like a chimney, spesh with bifter in it,,drink beer like a fish,,snort like al pacino,,got to die of something aint ya,,anyway watching prof Brian Cox,s universe bbc2 last night we are all gunna get sucked up by a blackhole so f**k it im going to fill my boots
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You must be earning a grand a day
 
Just been out with dogs and old decorator. Got telling him about this thread .
He said he was on a job for a old lass . She said I.m popping shops . He thought thank f**k I.m dying for a dump. Soon as she gone he said he filled bog. Went to flush and nothing . He said he scooped it out with a scraper and buried it in garden. When she came back she said I forgot to tell you if you need water you will have to turn it on as since I had a leak I turn it of when I leave
 
John j said:
Just been out with dogs and old decorator. Got telling him about this thread .
He said he was on a job for a old lass . She said I.m popping shops . He thought thank f**k I.m dying for a dump. Soon as she gone he said he filled bog. Went to flush and nothing . He said he scooped it out with a scraper and buried it in garden. When she came back she said I forgot to tell you if you need water you will have to turn it on as since I had a leak I turn it of when I leave
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come springtime and she starts turning over her borders WAALLLOOOPPPP
 
John j said:
Just been out with dogs and old decorator. Got telling him about this thread .
He said he was on a job for a old lass . She said I.m popping shops . He thought thank f**k I.m dying for a dump. Soon as she gone he said he filled bog. Went to flush and nothing . He said he scooped it out with a scraper and buried it in garden. When she came back she said I forgot to tell you if you need water you will have to turn it on as since I had a leak I turn it of when I leave
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Wow utter filth
Typical decorators
Dirty bastards
 
hollybank said:
Get up an hour earlier and empty yourself before you leave!
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johnny manziel smile GIF
 
leefaithfull said:
non monsiuer,,,,just learnt to keep me outgoings low,,no mortgage no bills at all, no debt,,no missus ,,tbh i live a very selfish life, its all about me haha
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I’m surprised you’ve even got internet! Or have you blagged your council neighbours password?
 
John j said:
Just been out with dogs and old decorator. Got telling him about this thread .
He said he was on a job for a old lass . She said I.m popping shops . He thought thank f**k I.m dying for a dump. Soon as she gone he said he filled bog. Went to flush and nothing . He said he scooped it out with a scraper and buried it in garden. When she came back she said I forgot to tell you if you need water you will have to turn it on as since I had a leak I turn it of when I leave
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Sounds like proper t**t. lol
 
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