JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
If someone random texts you asking for a quote and puts a kiss at the end of the message.... don’t quote them... weirdos
If someone random texts you asking for a quote and puts a kiss at the end of the message.... don’t quote them... weirdos
I’ll pass on your numberWish that happened to me
If someone random texts you asking for a quote and puts a kiss at the end of the message.... don’t quote them... weirdos
Lol! I have in the same night text two customers telling them I love them. Got similar replies!I had a text from a customer who I'd just been round to do a quote for. It was obviously meant for her other half as it went
"I can't wait to see you again, it's going to be great! xxxxx"
I couldn't help myself and replied
"Well this is all a bit sudden you fast Minx!"
I never heard from her again and didn't get the job.
Lol! I have in the same night text two customers telling them I love them. Got similar replies!
It’s hardly my fault that our lurpy is the kind of spread that would hump the leg of his customers dog!Are you trying to give @lurpak a hemorrhage?
that truly was a great post Jess.It’s hardly my fault that our lurpy is the kind of spread that would hump the leg of his customers dog!
that truly was a great post Jess.
Good little tip when skimming come in off ceiling/ internals/skirtings slightly on first stroke then go up to on flatten stroke so not to ski ramp or loose detail on cove or skirtings etc
In every room there's always walls areas that will get more critical light ie where day light runs across or walls with uplights/ down lights etc always try and catch them when the lights on them and spent that little more time on them.
Always give walls a good hard dry trowel when walls turning...
Learn how to 1 coat plasterboard trust me it can be done and can earn you a lot of money and save a lot of time and get extra sets in.
Always allow an extra day when saying to customers how long a job will take to give you a bit of breathing space.
Don't book jobs in front specific start date advise a w/c with a view to firming up few days before thus allowing time if hit any problems on jobs before or squeeze in a screamer that you'd otherwise loose.
Only skim dry PVA,
Bead up in between trowels,
Scrim as you go along boarding and stick couple of staples in if going to be a while before skimming.
Always allow for waste materials and round up when pricing...
Price in fuel...
Price in upkeep of tools and maintenance of vans...
Always start early...
Small quick gauged 3/4 easier than 2 big and produce more...
Never rush out of a job without being your own biggest critic...
No your limits...
And the biggest and most important learn how to blend flawlessly then there's never a ceiling or wall that you cant take on...
Stairs pull all top area off baton then pick rest up as a blend instead of up and down ladders...
Only pay yourself a minum wage and bank the rest to cover slow times...
Wear gloves my hands are fooked!!!
Could go on for ever but hey ho...
I'd have probably gone for thirty.Not plastering but . Work for two brothers. Always usual piss taking. I said your bro gave me a tip . He said i.ll gi ye a tip ( and everyone in a long term relationship or marriage will understand)
He said get all your shagging out way before you get to 40
What about waiting for it to turn then sponge & small tool?I was plastering a bathroom today...insisted on leaving the sink in place...was so tight behind there could get any tool in so had to rub the skim on the wall using my hand...any advice on getting a nice crisp finish when using your hands not a trowel even the pipe trowel couldnt get in there.....in the end wet brushed it all and rubbed it down with a little sponge, was the best thing I could think of
Jess, that happens a lot, the cause of that is the person is used to texting a member of their family, and they are on auto. They realise after sending. I have had explanation many times and most apologise when I arrive to quote.If someone random texts you asking for a quote and puts a kiss at the end of the message.... don’t quote them... weirdos
if you want sound advice on plastering , ask a joiner from mybuilder !!!
I dunno, when a bloke texts me beginning “Hi hun” and ending in a kiss I’m not feeling it. I’ll send them your number!Jess, that happens a lot, the cause of that is the person is used to texting a member of their family, and they are on auto. They realise after sending. I have had explanation many times and most apologise when I arrive to quote.
Good advice .couldnt agree moreGood little tip when skimming come in off ceiling/ internals/skirtings slightly on first stroke then go up to on flatten stroke so not to ski ramp or loose detail on cove or skirtings etc
In every room there's always walls areas that will get more critical light ie where day light runs across or walls with uplights/ down lights etc always try and catch them when the lights on them and spent that little more time on them.
Always give walls a good hard dry trowel when walls turning...
Learn how to 1 coat plasterboard trust me it can be done and can earn you a lot of money and save a lot of time and get extra sets in.
Always allow an extra day when saying to customers how long a job will take to give you a bit of breathing space.
Don't book jobs in front specific start date advise a w/c with a view to firming up few days before thus allowing time if hit any problems on jobs before or squeeze in a screamer that you'd otherwise loose.
Only skim dry PVA,
Bead up in between trowels,
Scrim as you go along boarding and stick couple of staples in if going to be a while before skimming.
Always allow for waste materials and round up when pricing...
Price in fuel...
Price in upkeep of tools and maintenance of vans...
Always start early...
Small quick gauged 3/4 easier than 2 big and produce more...
Never rush out of a job without being your own biggest critic...
No your limits...
And the biggest and most important learn how to blend flawlessly then there's never a ceiling or wall that you cant take on...
Stairs pull all top area off baton then pick rest up as a blend instead of up and down ladders...
Only pay yourself a minum wage and bank the rest to cover slow times...
Wear gloves my hands are fooked!!!
Could go on for ever but hey ho...
YesAny advice on skimming a 31metre sq ceiling.
Should I get other spreads on it with me
How long have you been Plastering?Any advice on skimming a 31metre sq ceiling.
Should I get other spreads on it with me
You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter