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Dunno what you mean? Your either f**k**g about in the same area with it too much or not dry enough but don't really get what you mean....any pics?

Honestly when my ex Mrs passed away was 6 years in January just gone at the time I was drinking heavily banging coke up my nose! I used to sit in my van crying like a baby Google searching painless ways to kill yourself, I had it all planned out in my head I was gonna do the old hosepipe in the...

It's a big problem with blokes between a certain age bracket! It's a shame because it's been addressed a lot more these days and there is lots of support out there for those that want it. Unfortunately as men we don't open up like women because it's always been seen as a sign of weakness! I was...

Get sheeted up slap it on drive to McDonald have a breakfast wrap or double sausage egg mcmuffin! Go bk finish off clear up get paid!! Ooh is cash ok? Yes Mrs Smith that's fine! Pub for a swifty, then home Netflix or PornHub depending how I'm feeling afternoon nap! Then go back out before she...

Try a horse?

Not sure if it's block new or old? Just build middle out first let it go and then float whole wall I done a hell of a lot worse than 45mm that's nothing mate! The s**t I have gone over for s**t brickies you wouldn't believe :LOL:

45 mm not a problem build it out first just take longer to dry that's all

I bet there's a numpty or two actually looking :LOL:

Don't listen to none of that mate 2 bottles of daddy's malt vinegar..... like the stuff you get at the chip shop works with multi aswell! Check my YouTube upload.... vinegar tits!

Well done you should have had enough time to chuck a few Stella's down ya neck

My mother did say I was dropped a few times as a child but I feel fine now honest!!

Uggghh!!! Trowel talk read some old posts there's enough of um

Afternoon (y)

Give him a job!! I would quite like listening to someone else's misery! Would make me feel better :ROFLMAO: only for a minute though not all day lol I get enough s**t on a evening! Good job I have selective hearing.....or as my Mrs says I only give a f**k about myself:ROFLMAO: on ya bike bitch...

Barcelona will destroy them!!

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What's it sat it bucket for 25mins for?

C'mon jury duty

That 3 legged thing has no chance ;)

Just burn your house down mate and claim on insurance saves all the hassle of plastering that ceiling ya pleb!

There's been a late entry:musculoso:roid horse 100-1

Leeds bogey team Birmingham! Don't do it.

Why does that guy behind him look like he's gonna slap him on the ass and ride him like Seabiscuit :bananas::ROFLMAO::bananas:

I went to the bookies down here in lovely Devon, there were loads of protesters outside telling me do I know how many horses get injuries and die due to the race! I said they can all die as long as mine wins mate :bananas:he said I was a terrible person so I told him to f**k off before he gets...

Very true that!

They could of made that thing he speaks through a bit cooler! I would of gone for the Darth Vader voice!:ROFLMAO:

Get it plastered and get them pics up, get to b&q and get ya self a lovely trowel and give it a whirl it's easy :descansando:

Should of used the correct accelerator.

Cool profile picture you have a bit of the Steven Hawkins about you...no offense.

Get a plasterer (y)

Put some vinegar in it? Works every time.

Did you get those pictures sorted?

jury duty! That's your winner

Just do it if it's your own garden,ya can always hack it off and start again

We offer a 3 day plastering coarse! Pay £3500 into my account IL pm you. And then I will release the location of the coarse, there will be half a bag of multi, couple of boards handful of screws, for a extra 500 we supply tools! A black and decor professional mixing drill,2 buckets, the middle...

I doubt there's any mesh in there either.

Patchy patchy! Nice easy day

More to the point what a f**k**g horrible colour to paint the outside of a building!! Unless it's a Irish bar, paddy o Riley's...... potato!

I got loads in my van leave a roll with every customer!! All part of the service just lay it on and leave (y) it's a better key for the decorator:rayos:

DeWalt! There the dogs (y)

My mate Terence Trent lives near there IL send you his number! Good plasterer sings a lot at work!

There's only one method after a dodgy curry:vomito:

Sounds ideal just get the basement done and stay down there!! Man pad!! (y)

Get some Dennis Taylor specials or you could try these.......?

IL go as high as£6 and you will have to arrange delivery IL let you know the address when you agree!!! Just use it on a job? Who sells finish FFS try gumtree :ROFLMAO:

It's all down to the people they generally hire you on personality in the private sector. So smile and feed them with all the bullshit blind them with science then sting um!! Easy really.

He should just kill his neighbours if he's having troubles with noise I know it's a bit extreme but it does work! You just need to remember to hang around for a few months to tell neighbours and family that they emigrated to Mexico!! Make sure you burn them good then cover the bones in lime...

Get a proper hobby like alcoholism or smack! After work activities indeed!!!!

He's not working hard enough he's got tits and he's got his rape gloves on!

Were is this wonderful pie establishment? Greggs is cheaper