Bad plastering and plasterer refusing to fix it or even come look

[tapit]

In all fairness you never proved that she is actually in Lancashire

or alive.

 

[tapit]

Round my way all they do is drive buses and smoke weed

be a good trip.

 

[zombie]

Poor old zombie dropped a clanger there.

The dozy niff head overlooked the fact that although I tell stories, I never lie on the internet.

Didn't pan out too good for him today.

Will end in tears when you find out hes got a cock!!!!

Thread closed!!!

 

[Stevieo]

In all fairness you never proved that she is actually in Lancashire

f**k my giddy aunt ...why would I lie about that?

What do you want, her birth certificate?

 

[zombie]

In all fairness you never proved that she is actually in Lancashire

Or even a women more to point!!!!!

 

[paulf]

Will end in tears when you find out hes got a cock!!!!

Thread closed!!!

The voice of experience.

 

[Stevieo]

Will end in tears when you find out hes got a cock!!!!

Thread closed!!!

You got pwned.

THE FORUM WAS ENTERTAINED.

At your expense. Accept it and move on.

 

[zombie]

You got pwned.

THE FORUM WAS ENTERTAINED.

At your expense. Accept it and move on.

It waa funny mate il give yer that!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

f**k my giddy aunt ...why would I lie about that?

What do you want, her birth certificate?

 

[zombie]

The voice of experience.

Fuckinel hes here again stevios boyfriend!!!!!

 

[paulf]

Fuckinel hes here again stevios boyfriend!!!!!

Adjust yer gusset you fanny.

 

[zombie]

Anyway about this kitchen!!!! Lol

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Anyway about this kitchen!!!! Lol

Steve’s Mrs is gonna do it! I hear she’s from Norfolk

 

[Stevieo]

Steve’s Mrs is gonna do it! I hear she’s from Norfolk

She's a better plasterer than tapit. She watched her dad do it properly when she was a little girl.

 

[paulf]

Steve’s Mrs is gonna do it! I hear she’s from Norfolk

Zombie reckons with a full body shave and a wig an a pair of tights old steef won't notice the difference.

 

[Gavine The First]

Never seen a black plasterer.

My mate is black and a plasterer, lives in Croydon. Helped a young chinese chippy to push start his van, in Edinburgh, a while back, that was a first for me tbf

 

[McBentLegs]

Never seen a black plasterer.

Mark Felix, the guy who enters worlds strongest man is I think!

 

[windy]

Never seen a black plasterer.

Lad who competes for the uk in the world's strongest man each year is a black spread. Bet he gets paid on time

 

[windy]

Mark Felix, the guy who enters worlds strongest man is I think!

Yep that's him yes hes a spread

 

[Stevieo]

Where's the OP gone anyway?

I'm sure she'll be delighted, trawling through the usual pages of nonsense.

 

[John j]

Course she does arr lass is kim kardashian i sometimes see her on the telly!!!

Fat cow

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

My place is called Thatched Cottage, but I tiled it. That really fucks with the delivery drivers minds lol.

That is brilliant, I can imagine people walking or driving past thinking, that’s not thatch who the eff thought that’s thatch

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

Never seen a black plasterer.

I’ve seen lots, probably because I live in Kent

 

[Stevieo]

I’ve seen lots, probably because I live in Kent

I've never seen one doing any work at all, never mind plastering.

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

I've never seen one doing any work at all, never mind plastering.

Used to see loads on the way to work when we worked in London, on their way home from a nights mugging I dare say

 

[Stevieo]

Used to see loads on the way to work when we worked in London, on their way home from a nights mugging I dare say

Mugging, selling brown fruit in markets, taxi driving and making god awful music.

Never anything useful.

 

[Gavine The First]

Where's the OP gone anyway?

I'm sure she'll be delighted, trawling through the usual pages of nonsense.

Got her head stuck in a book .

 

[lurpak]

I've never seen one doing any work at all, never mind plastering.

Dave said you’re an idiot. He also recognises your lady friend.

 

[BigBish]

I have. Nice chap. Let me have the last box of 50mm screws in wickes

He couldnt resist a day off i reckon.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

He couldnt resist a day off i reckon.

f**k didn’t think of that! Should’ve thrown the box at him and ran off home!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Dave said you’re an idiot. He also recognises your lady friend.

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Pah ha ha ya ha!!!!

 

[Stevieo]

f**k didn’t think of that! Should’ve thrown the box at him and ran off home!

Nice try Now get on with your work.

 

[FreeD]

See I thought this was a pretty normal price as I obviously had no clue. But I would have been okay paying more than that. I was definitely not just after a cheap job, otherwise I just wouldn’t have bothered getting it done at all.
I’ve definitely learnt a lot from this situation but I’m not going to let this man walk all over me.

This is a ridiculously cheap price...you should always get 3 quotes to compare...unfortunately the best plasterers won’t get burnt twice and will always ask you where you live...depending on area they will instantly decide whether quote or not as they may decide it’s a waste of their time due to customers likely looking for cheap...I can never understand customers not being able to find a quality plasterers there is always a reason either they aren’t happy to pair a fair rate £250 - £300 per day (without labourer) or they are impatient and won’t wait.

 

[FreeD]

Well we called/text/left voicemails and never heard back. One was a friends brother-in-law, one was a friend of the family, others were recommended.
I have a few shots of the corners, where the walls meet ceiling, etc. But will have to take full shots tomorrow if you would like to see them then

Spend the money you didn’t spend on a quality plasterer on a decent decorator to sorry this mess out

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Nice try. Now get on with your work.

I don’t wanna! I’ve gone home

This thread has gone downhill too