New van

[Stevieo]

And satan is the tax man

He'll be gone soon enough. Tomorrow in fact. The first to go.

Then he'll be sending his little emails to admin....'Excuse me Danny, but I think I've been accidentally deleted.'

But it won't be Danny reading it, will it? It'll be ME

 

[satan]

He'll be gone soon enough. Tomorrow in fact. The first to go.

Then he'll be sending his little emails to admin....'Excuse me Danny, but I think I've been accidentally deleted.'

But it won't be Danny reading it, will it? It'll be ME

Gulp................oh s**t......................you havent seen all that other stuff I said about you as well.

 

[Rkes]

No I'll just take your soul.

The booze and weed already done that to most of us

 

[Gibbo]

You got a problem with gays Gibbo?!

No I'm a lesbian

 

[Cockney]

Did you use that canniston in the end

I’ve heard it’s the best remedy for an irritating c**t mate!

 

[ChrispyUK]

No I'm a lesbian

 

[Gibbo]

 

[lurpak]

Dealer

 

[lurpak]

Is that humpty dumpty in the reflection

 

[Rkes]

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When’s the tinted film being delivered from flea bay

 

[Cockney]

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You doing the weekly shop geez? Lol
Oh nice van!

 

[lurpak]

You doing the weekly shop geez? Lol

I think he’s had enough mate. Fooking ell

 

[satan]

Gibbo do those alloy's make you go any faster ...like 45mph?

 

[Cockney]

I think he’s had enough mate. Fooking ell

 

[lurpak]

Gibbo do those alloy's make you go any faster ...like 45mph?

No but the go faster stickers add like 10bhp

 

[lurpak]

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Seatbelts on

 

[satan]

 

[Cockney]

Seatbelts on

 

[Gibbo]

Is that humpty dumpty in the reflection

Didn't I say I was 25 stone

 

[Rkes]

Didn't I say I was 25 stone

We’ll bang goes the myth of you’ll never see a fat plasterer

 

[Gibbo]

We’ll bang goes the myth of you’ll never see a fat plasterer

Fattys rock

 

[Rkes]

Fattys rock

Got to take em from behind in my experience

 

[satan]

Amazing how much you can in those Caddy vans. You got a roof rack for your tools?

 

[Gibbo]

Amazing how much you can in those Caddy vans. You got a roof rack for your tools?

What tools I'm a drug dealer

 

[satan]

Fat and happy Gibbo. Ignore us and dont give a f**k.

 

[Gibbo]

All this is just an elaborate hoax never plastered in my life

 

[Gibbo]

Got to take em from behind in my experience

She does

 

[Stevieo]

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Who the fcuk goes plastering in a hearse?

(I was going to say who goes to work in a hearse, but undertakers, obviously. And you)

But why, man? Why?

 

[LarryTheDecorator]

I knew a guy who was inside for ummmmm enjoying himself with dead bodies

We called him dig em' up Daniel

Who the fcuk goes plastering in a hearse?

(I was going to say who goes to work in a hearse, but undertakers, obviously. And you)

But why, man? Why?

 

[Stevieo]

I knew a guy who was inside for ummmmm enjoying himself with dead bodies

We called him dig em' up Daniel

There's a joke in there about burying the c**t.

 

[lurpak]

I knew a guy who was inside for ummmmm enjoying himself with dead bodies

We called him dig em' up Daniel

What was you doing on that wing

 

[LarryTheDecorator]

How he got caught, his (living) wife went to the doctor with some nasty itch issues, at that point it was discovered about his umm nocturnal activities lol

Boggles the mind really

There's a joke in there about burying the c**t.

 

[Gibbo]

Who the fcuk goes plastering in a hearse?

(I was going to say who goes to work in a hearse, but undertakers, obviously. And you)

But why, man? Why?

My missus dont drive so I like a nice van no crime no one got hurt

 

[LarryTheDecorator]

That was one of the better ones... I wish I could have my memory zapped clean to be honest, seen the best and worst in people

What was you doing on that wing

 

[Stevieo]

What tools I'm a drug dealer