One coating plasterboard..

[Ftp321]

school run
then work
urghh
ropey as fuuck

What you doing the school run for then you sank a pack of Stella's last night

 

[lurpak]

What you doing the school run for then you sank a pack of Stella's last night

 

[algeeman]

What you doing the school run for then you sank a pack of Stella's last night

good question matey

 

[Ftp321]

good question matey

You're probably sober as a judge and now your capabilities,
It ain't you it's if you get pulled you won't be able to get to work to provide for them kids and they will pass your conviction on to social services for having children in the motor, and it's plain obvious you're all about your kids,

A few months back I sank a bottle of whiskey and I don't drink I was passed out down the garden the missus couldn't do anything with me so she rang an ambulance, a few weeks later we had a letter from child services saying I was intoxicated whilst my children was present they're not going to take any further action this time, and I was just asleep down the garden.

 

[algeeman]

You're probably sober as a judge and now your capabilities,
It ain't you it's if you get pulled you won't be able to get to work to provide for them kids and they will pass your conviction on to social services for having children in the motor, and it's plain obvious you're all about your kids,

A few months back I sank a bottle of whiskey and I don't drink I was passed out down the garden the missus couldn't do anything with me so she rang an ambulance, a few weeks later we had a letter from child services saying I was intoxicated whilst my children was present they're not going to take any further action this time, and I was just asleep down the garden.

I cant drink spirits mate.
too strong.
few beers enough for me

 

[JessThePlasterer]

You're probably sober as a judge and now your capabilities,
It ain't you it's if you get pulled you won't be able to get to work to provide for them kids and they will pass your conviction on to social services for having children in the motor, and it's plain obvious you're all about your kids,

A few months back I sank a bottle of whiskey and I don't drink I was passed out down the garden the missus couldn't do anything with me so she rang an ambulance, a few weeks later we had a letter from child services saying I was intoxicated whilst my children was present they're not going to take any further action this time, and I was just asleep down the garden.

Feel like telling them to mind their own bloody business! This nation was built on intoxicated parents!

 

[Ftp321]

Feel like telling them to mind their own bloody business! This nation was built on intoxicated parents!

I was f****** outraged was gonna ring them up but thought f*** it, there's loads of raven alkis down the road from me with kids bringing their selves up, and I have 1 blowout

 

[smoother09]

Only a fool tows his b*ll***s off said the wise man!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I was f****** outraged was gonna ring them up but thought f*** it, there's loads of raven alkis down the road from me with kids bringing their selves up, and I have 1 blowout

Good shout. If you rang them you’d be down as drunk and ragey! At the minute you’re just down as drunk

I’d pretty pissed off though too in all seriousness

 

[theclemo]

You're probably sober as a judge and now your capabilities,
It ain't you it's if you get pulled you won't be able to get to work to provide for them kids and they will pass your conviction on to social services for having children in the motor, and it's plain obvious you're all about your kids,

A few months back I sank a bottle of whiskey and I don't drink I was passed out down the garden the missus couldn't do anything with me so she rang an ambulance, a few weeks later we had a letter from child services saying I was intoxicated whilst my children was present they're not going to take any further action this time, and I was just asleep down the garden.

I'll drink to that

 

[lurpak]

You're probably sober as a judge and now your capabilities,
It ain't you it's if you get pulled you won't be able to get to work to provide for them kids and they will pass your conviction on to social services for having children in the motor, and it's plain obvious you're all about your kids,

A few months back I sank a bottle of whiskey and I don't drink I was passed out down the garden the missus couldn't do anything with me so she rang an ambulance, a few weeks later we had a letter from child services saying I was intoxicated whilst my children was present they're not going to take any further action this time, and I was just asleep down the garden.

tbf you was naked, and it wasn’t your house or family. Been there my friend

 

[Ftp321]

tbf you was naked, and it wasn’t your house or family. Been there my friend

Nearly I was in my pants borderline hypothermia

 

[lurpak]

Nearly I was in my pants borderline hypothermia

stick to the cadburys mate

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[Ftp321]

stick to the cadburys mate

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Can you remember the time Mo was acting up and I showed him my chickens it was then

 

[jamesthefirst]

Bloody hell Ollie was bored yesterday lol!

 

[Olican]

just for you
I've got 100m hits if you wanna see them
just let me know

All well and good giving it the big Charlie big potatoes on here, how much easifill goes over your work? Fecking bath tub fulls I get

 

[essexandy]

All well and good giving it the big Charlie big potatoes on here, how much easifill goes over your work? Fecking bath tub fulls I get

Why would they use a bathtub mate?

 

[Olican]

Why would they use a bathtub mate?

Back to the old days, young coursers like yourself wouldn't understand,. The painter would get an old bath and mix 8-10 bags of easifill using a rake, then 3 or 4 men would fill out @algeeman s work

 

[tapit]

Back to the old days, young coursers like yourself wouldn't understand,. The painter would get an old bath and mix 8-10 bags of easifill using a rake, then 3 or 4 men would fill out @algeeman s work

 

[Cockney]

This @Olican is a bit feisty lately!
I think I like it!!

 

[essexandy]

This @Olican is a bit feisty lately!
I think I like it!!

I think he's stopped taking his medication.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Well I've got a 1.3 x 2.4m ceiling to overboard and skim later in the week, which i'll one coat, so we'll settle this once and for all!

 

[algeeman]

Well I've got a 1.3 x 2.4m ceiling to overboard and skim later in the week, which i'll one coat, so we'll settle this once and for all!

1.5 coat

 

[ChrispyUK]

1.5 coat

prob best double that Algee x

 

[paulf]

Well I've got a 1.3 x 2.4m ceiling to overboard and skim later in the week, which i'll one coat, so we'll settle this once and for all!

 

[Bricktop]

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Is that the owl from the “be seeing you” videos lol

 

[paulf]

Is that the owl from the “be seeing you” videos lol

Don't know

 

[Djr]

Is that the owl from the “be seeing you” videos lol

Yes it is

 

[Bricktop]

Yes it is

Bloody good shot sir

 

[Djr]

Bloody good shot sir

I used to piss myself at them videos. Dont get sent them anymore??

 

[Bricktop]

I used to piss myself at them videos. Dont get sent them anymore??

I still get them, not as often as I used to though. Last one I got sent I had to turn away it was that bad lol

 

[The_one_coat_wizard]

There is firms out there now that if you can't one coat a 100 metres in a day they just take you off site and shoot you.

 

[paulf]

There is firms out there now that if you can't one coat a 100 metres in a day they just take you off site and shoot you.

So that's what happened to @Andy g