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Double it and add 50% :bananas:

f**k**g psg

Certainly is bud

Are you lost!

He's got filler what's up with the guy! :ROFLMAO:

That's why I don't drink through the week! Blueberries and strawberries nice I hope that's Greek yogurt :LOL:

C'mon get to work ya f****t's. :bananas:

I reckon both games tomorrow night go to penalties! What's odds on that IL have a tenner!

There a force! They don't usually have a bad day at home most teams ain't got a chance tbf.

I know someone else that has that not good is it bud!

Don't miss a trick do ya crispy ;) hey I been on the antibiotic eye drops for second day! God what a improvement! Thank god for the NHS(y)

£500 quid well spent :LOL: ring the f**k*r up get him back on false pretences saying you want some other work doing! Then just say ooh by the way can you just have a look at the work you did in the other room and see his reaction embarrassing really.

Give over man, you know that's bad! Anyone with eyes does, just playing the bloody fool!!

I usually just have a shower, not keen on baths!

Did you get paid? Change your name and number leave town, blame it on the decorator!

I like to dip and dive! Much easier than that dot n dab carry on!

:whistle::rayos:

Tyrolean it!!! Nice modern touch straight over the brick, will look awesome.... honestly

Don't really have a best job it's so varied were I am I'm pretty much inside winter into spring and then it's rendering season, which always starts too early from people pestering me! That's what you get living in the coast of devon, everything is fooking render, never stops...I got a nice view...

The international language for labourer....joey :ROFLMAO: I believe it originated from the mongrel known as joey deacon!! Bit controversial but true...lol

Is that Chris moyles

I would still fill those boxes in not that there a good Idea or not! Just that I'm a c**t and get a kick out of it :bananas:

That's it really! It is Friday though so IL make a effort...maybe!

Gamblers annonomus 080056781234 :bananas:

Had DeWalt coming up a year no problems I'm just a lazy f**k*r that forgets to charge batteries sometimes so megamixer comes back out but nice to have um both in the van (y) megamixer probably 15 years old so be nice to see if I could say that about the default:LOL: hopefully retired by then lol.

Also I didn't know barbecue was a full time profession! As if this is the case I'm f**k**g Levi roots mofo!

Try vinegar works every time 2 bottles of Tesco's finest malt per bag of multi! Honestly (y):whistle:

Looks quite safe really:rayos: least he got window frame that isn't fixed to hang onto:LOL:

Bit of a different situation but we did a old cottage a few years rendered straight to the floor young lad was on the breaker went straight through the mains cable into the house went with such a bang and a spark!! We got electric company out it was so dangerous were it was burried you would of...

Don't think I got 30 years left in me so that's a bum deal :ROFLMAO:

T That's a pisser how that happened knocking old off breaker? Burried was it?

help if I uploaded it lol!!

Makes you laugh don't it iPad and free gym is it £1000 or £2000 make your mind up lol, just browsing on indeed plastering wages are so varied working for companies :ROFLMAO: glad I work for myself it's either £80 a day or 200 at the other scale joke really whose applying for these jobs.

Were is Surbiton never heard of it?

f**k that get it done quickly takes seconds!!

Krend it! Then Venetian on top followed by tiles be good practice? Bit pricey though

Imagine if we worked full day's we would make a fortune!! :ROFLMAO:

Somebody else's work to put right I guess bring on the numptys!!!

Don't make excuses princess (y)

Wonder how far round the earth you would get if someone calculated the distance in miles of multi in a lifetime, would be interesting to know!! Think I'd get to end of drive this year I'm on the roll down :ROFLMAO:

Ha ha well we can all sleep safe tonight :LOL: he definitely looks a bit rapist pedo.... definitely got the Jimmy savilles about him!

Who's he!! He looks like his wired up all wrong, I don't think extensive surgical procedure could sort that out...no wonder ginger's are nearly extinct :ROFLMAO:

Get some vinegar on it Kim and Aggie swear by it!!! Haha vinegar tits

Yes! Protect your windows and frames before work commences!!

Seen her lately she a right fat fooker!! And not much better at her peak so on those grounds I'm OUT!!! I thought it was a post about cocaine! I hope you understand my disappointment :LOL: shame on you @Nicky skim :p

Button moon,moomins, fraggle rock!! There all creation of people completely outta there mind on LSD!! Funny though lol.

Rainbow was full of twisted inuendoes, everyone was on drugs back in those days, same as magic roundabout :ROFLMAO: no wonder were all f**k**g bonkers lol

Have you just rang them outta the blue or recommendation? Always good to see a portfolio of previous work!! And you should get a feel for someone that knows what there doing if they can explain in detail the whole process of what there going to be doing! It's a minefield because there's good and...