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It’s your door-lining your working too.

How plumb and level is the brickwork? Why SBR it before you’ve decided what to do with it?

You in the USA?

Board around the wrong way. Did he screw through a pipe?

You filthy slag.

Mate, if you can afford it, get it skimmed - that will be one ugly c**t painted - it will look dog-rough and heavy. You’ll forever look up at that ugly c**t and wish you had it skimmed.

That’s just finish-plaster.

Get the radiator removed before plastering - get the job done right.

1950’s ‘mock Tudor’, get rid of the ugly wood ffs.

Used to love the Emir yellow plastic hawks, even when you had a hawk-full of slippery-slidy browning or s&c on it, it wouldn’t slide off if you put it down.

What was wrong with your Transit?

That mix must be dead and horrible to spread. Get something like this, your mix will be lovely and creamy, great to spread and rule off. Are you sure 1:4 is suitable for the background?

Do a rolling-set (if you have a lab), or split the ceiling - half in the morning and half in the afternoon. As far as the paper stripped off - glue it or if it’s that fukced, replace the board.

Tyrolean at the top,bottom section is pebbledash.

It could be ticks - have you been keeping sheep in the loft?

Leave the beads Insitu and just dab or plaster out your reveals, then re-bead over the excisting beads and finish.

The rest of your house is pebbledash, to tie it all together I’d pebbledash the new - it’s maintenance free, rock solid and will give the building a substantial look. A mix of the old pebbledash and a new smooth render disconnects it all and imo is crap design.

Nice cornice…fukcin plumbers

Mate, just don’t come on for a few months and you’ll feel refreshed, then one day you’ll think ‘fukc it’ and give it another go - it will still be s**t but never mind…you’re a plasterer and this is as good as it gets.

Email their tech deptartment to get the okay - better safe than sorry.

Mate, this is a great trade - no c**t knows how to do it properly - screed, render, float & set, skim, dry-line. Got these under your belt and it’s money for old rope. It’s a dying trade, but massive in demand when people know who you are. I honestly wouldn’t want to do anything else. Well, for...

Another car boot bargain this morning - ‘used but still plenty of life in it, just £15’, he said. Btw, Tyrol machine with no pressure bar or flicker wheel. ‘ohh, it’s tempting, how about 15p’ I said I’m sure I heard him mutter fukc off under his breath.

I was insulating my sister loft for her the other day - found an old paper from 1982, Some c**t with an air gun shooting a kid on his bike and a baby in its push-chair. Fukcin psycho - c**t.

Sunday has been a lovely day in my household - the mother-in-law never turned up

I have a strict ‘no asshole policy’, if they come across as an asshole, I fukc them off. I had one the other week, I priced the job and told him it’s a couple of days - he then ‘told me’, It’s one days work and I could put the ceiling on and both walls then in the afternoon pick up the other...

HALFTIME, John?

Get yourself down the local plastering college and find the best bloke there.

Post a picture of the wall

@MIXERMAN - you talking about this float?

What part of Devon mate?

Any pics?

Okay, gonna order one, is it Refina?

Better than Emir floats?

I’ve got MT carbons and they last years if you look after them.

What’s your budget?

Can you actually do it in one coat? Did you use any tape or straight fill? I’ve never used this stuff before, but every other product I’ve used needs 2 or 3 fills to get it bang-on.

When water gets behind here and freezes it will blow it. I take it you’re in Scotland?

ffs, I am a thick c**t.

@BigBruvOfEnglandUK…not an expert like you, but is this a boner m8?

I’m a thick c**t - but what the fukc is 4.5:1?

Friday morning car-boot, long handled twitcher - cheeky c**t wanted £2 for it.

Not superstitious then?

What a game

Yee-haw partner, what the diddly-dee gives you that idea?

If the inside/outside is in the same location then it started from the outside - the pointing is diabolical, it might not even be effective. I would normally remove the inside plaster and re-do in this situ.

Piece of piss for a decent spread - that crack needs sorting and they are red bricks which suck like fukc so want soaked. Hardwall or sand & cement, not d&d.

…shallow!

Life’s too short - better to be happy on your own than be with someone you don’t trust or like.

You can pick your friends but not your family.

Stone needs to breath - all the paint just suffocates the stone. You need to sandblast the paint and shite off. If you need to patch or repair use hydraulic lime mix