addiction cost me everything

I reckon there would be a fee to enter the wank room and he would have the porn on you would put money in a box but it would count down and a curtain would close just at the best bit and you would have to try find more change for meter
 
gps said:
I always new you lot were wan kers
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Well you would be best placed to be judge of the wankers(y) oh king of wankersville..

But on a serious side...from the op s**t times..loosing wife kids, all.either self inflicted or otherwise?..to wankk rooms:LOL:..only on tpf:rolleyes:
 
Pagey said:
I reckon there would be a fee to enter the wank room and he would have the porn on you would put money in a box but it would count down and a curtain would close just at the best bit and you would have to try find more change for meter
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That's OK the UK will pay the entrance fee..... lol

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Honestly though if it was me who posted the thread I would read all this and yes some are serious some lighthearted but a lot funny it would cheer me up knowing people have been there and got through it even if gps has said he is holy than thou on here :risas:
 
algeeman said:
Ive just got a bollocking for buying a house
........fuucking madness...should of bought a wank house.
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When I was young and discovered it it felt wrong now it's part and parcel of life especially if Mrs ain't giving out wait til she asleep and do over her back
 
What is 12" long and hard and makes your Mrs scream? A wank sock

Thing is I know what you lot are like someone is gonna now go and measure one of their white socks then if I'm wrong about the size we will debate it over 6 pages on a thread
 
Pagey said:
What is 12" long and hard and makes your Mrs scream? A wank sock

Thing is I know what you lot are like someone is gonna now go and measure one of their white socks then if I'm wrong about the size we will debate it over 6 pages on a thread
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I just put a huge bet online drunk as f**k snort a huge fuuucking line and wank over the side of the bed then go plaster some walls in the morning and pretend my bet won........usual shiit in my house .....im too scared to push my cock in ....i might end up with more kids f**k THAT !!
 
algeeman said:
I just put a huge bet online drunk as f**k snort a huge fuuucking line and wank over the side of the bed then go plaster some walls in the morning and pretend my bet won........usual shiit in my house .....im too scared to push my cock in ....i might end up with more kids f**k THAT !!
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My Mrs now struggled to get preggers but we got one now and she one of them natural mothers where I'm the opposite and don't like kids til they about 7-8 when they can have a chat look after themselves and leave me be if I got hangover my boy is 8 lives with his mum and my girl is nearly 2 with this Mrs she would have 5 kids but I won't but fair play you work hard provide for family so why can't you have a blow out lol that was far to serious then back to the wanking stories
 
Pagey said:
My Mrs now struggled to get preggers but we got one now and she one of them natural mothers where I'm the opposite and don't like kids til they about 7-8 when they can have a chat look after themselves and leave me be if I got hangover my boy is 8 lives with his mum and my girl is nearly 2 with this Mrs she would have 5 kids but I won't but fair play you work hard provide for family so why can't you have a blow out lol that was far to serious then back to the wanking stories
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Wow !!
My 8 year old never shuts up .....i miss the peace n quiet.
I live with 4 girls.
I wouldnt change my life ..its great watching them being more sensible than thier dad !!
 
algeeman said:
Wow !!
My 8 year old never shuts up .....i miss the peace n quiet.
I live with 4 girls.
I wouldnt change my life ..its great watching them being more sensible than thier dad !!
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My ex family all Charlton fans I'm a Gooner but he wouldn't be a Gooner wouldn't upset his mum but they never took him to a game so I got me and him season tickets and we go almost every away game now I wouldn't change it for the world what me and him do now I hope he realises when he is older I got some free tickets the other week and my bro came he drove so gave me a pass to get pissed I was the proper drunk dad that day
 
Pagey said:
My ex family all Charlton fans I'm a Gooner but he wouldn't be a Gooner wouldn't upset his mum but they never took him to a game so I got me and him season tickets and we go almost every away game now I wouldn't change it for the world what me and him do now I hope he realises when he is older I got some free tickets the other week and my bro came he drove so gave me a pass to get pissed I was the proper drunk dad that day
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Top man ..im gonna cuddle into my nippers now and go to sleep.
Christ girls snore like wild boars !!!
Have a good evening lads guntenacht x
 
gps said:
Btw maybe change your name from sponker to plonker
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Thanks for the support. Am the first to admit I can be an arsehole but thought it might make some of you think twice thats all.I hope you dont go though it mate but your welcome to your opinion. I hope you dont see your missus shacked up with a young black lad one day who you know nothing about! Yes its down to me in the end but I cant control the urge, in fact last night after work put 500 on over 5 yellow cards in the Liverpool game, thought it was a cert and only two. Gutted. Ive worked the last couple of days for nothing but at least I didnt have a drink or a line. Yeas it's Lydiate near Ormskirk but am in grahame park in london atm for the forseeable.
 
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