Why are quotes all over the shop?

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algeeman said:
only had 4 pints ....cant remember :rayos:
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The poor lamb gave its life for nothing.
Why are quotes all over the shop?

My butcher came up trumps today. Trying to decide if I can wait til Sunday.
 
Not gonna lie I kinda like mo . He’s like the polar opposite of Andy G . He’s articulated had some knowledge of the industry and has some very smart replies . If he was local I’d do this bloody job for him .
 
megamix said:
Not gonna lie I kinda like mo . He’s like the polar opposite of Andy G . He’s articulated had some knowledge of the industry and has some very smart replies . If he was local I’d do this bloody job for him .
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Yes. Mo is smart. You’ll go do the job for pennies and tell your pals how witty and fun mo was.

Meanwhile. Mo’s forgotten you and he’ll pretend he can’t see you at costa.
 
lurpak said:
Yes. Mo is smart. You’ll go do the job for pennies and tell your pals how witty and fun mo was.

Meanwhile. Mo’s forgotten you and he’ll pretend he can’t see you at costa.
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He don’t sound like your regular rag head . He probably wants the job doing but because of his ethnicity he’s having no luck . Don’t get me wrong I’ve been done over by Asians myself and would never work for one again . I’m actually of I****n Descent myself . My mum is half cast and half my family are I****n but I’d never work for them, but this mo is growing on me .
 
megamix said:
He don’t sound like your regular rag head . He probably wants the job doing but because of his ethnicity he’s having no luck . Don’t get me wrong I’ve been done over by Asians myself and would never work for one again . I’m actually of I****n Descent myself . My mum is half cast and half my family are I****n but I’d never work for them, but this mo is growing on me .
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Ah now. Indians - as you should know - detest the word Asian. Dealing with an I****n is a whole different ball game to dealing with a Pakistani
 
megamix said:
He don’t sound like your regular rag head . He probably wants the job doing but because of his ethnicity he’s having no luck . Don’t get me wrong I’ve been done over by Asians myself and would never work for one again . I’m actually of I****n Descent myself . My mum is half cast and half my family are I****n but I’d never work for them, but this mo is growing on me .
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b*ll***s the only thing stopping him getting the job done is him.

I land 90% of my quotes. Some say no. Some don’t reply.

Why are quotes all over the shop?
 
lurpak said:
Don’t worry I’d never call you mate
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You better not, you skanky ho.

Don't confuse teamwork with friendship.

I hate being called inappropriately. People I work with here keep calling me Steven. I introduced myself as Steve. It's disrespectful as f**k to call me anything else.

Worse, when coppers call me Steven.

Made the coppers jump one time in longsight nick.

So Steven.

MISTER f**k**g WALSH, CONSTABLE...banged my fist on the desk and made all the cups rattle.
 
Stevieo said:
You better not, you skanky ho.

Don't confuse teamwork with friendship.

I hate being called inappropriately. People I work with here keep calling me Steven. I introduced myself as Steve. It's disrespectful as f**k to call me anything else.

Worse, when coppers call me Steven.

Made the coppers jump one time in longsight nick.

So Steven.

MISTER f**k**g WALSH, CONSTABLE...banged my fist on the desk and made all the cups rattle.
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They want a plasterer. I have to act like one.

Rock up in my audi all why hello there good sir, that ceilings seen better days. I shall skim it. I shall skim it to a pristine finish. Id struggle to get work
 
lurpak said:
They want a plasterer. I have to act like one.

Rock up in my audi all why hello there good sir, that ceilings seen better days. I shall skim it. I shall skim it to a pristine finish. Id struggle to get work
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Mine go - hi Flavia, I calculated the materials. I can do the job for £680. Let me know if you'd like to go ahead.

Thanks,

Steve

Never call anyone love or mate
 
Stevieo said:
Begging it my arse, ginger baldy.

The customer is not my mate and I'll never call him that.

And I don't call women love either.

It's a professional transaction and I speak to people appropriately.
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So why are you painting toilets and I’m Smashing it
 
The Hobo said:
cheapest cuts are the best /not good for us but f**k it/love a ham hock to and make a pea soup with the juice
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Peasant food is great. People spent a very very long time working out how to make that stuff taste good for next to nothing....

I love pea and ham soup. Just don't forget the oregano
 
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