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Is that @lodans dad back in the day?

I read that. Can’t get that time back now. Pffft....... “ why would I pay a plasterer when I can do it myself”............ Think the advice should have been sought before the attempt was made. I wonder what the rest of the house looks like.....( I don’t really :endesacuerdo: ) Honestly, I...

Nairobi is the capital of Kenya. One metre is one ten millionth of the distance from the North Pole to the equator. You can’t put your elbow in your ear.

What exactly were you expecting? It looks fine to me. Paint it with a masonry paint......it’ll look fabulous. Or did you expect us all to slag it off and give you ammunition to aggravate a probably hard working family man just trying to make a living?

Mines a bit of a twitcher..............an excellent performer in or around a crack..

Shazam! Charge em, coz you can.

Got paid to slop it on, getting paid to cover it up. Job creation.

Oh dear.........the dangers of the sharpie evident here! Nice wall @Tinytom ........gonna render it?

That bloke that does all the graffiti is gonna have a great time with that............

Hahahaha.........you can’t fool me.......pics of a desert taken from a drone.......tinker.

Who’d a thought it !……just been sent a vid off tinternet of a girly plaster having a piss..........by the look of the angles it’s filmed with a teeeeency weeeeency ickiest camera........ Dunno who it is, but there’s plenty to look at............. Who knew?

Maaaaaybe.........it’s already out there? I believe there are canvas/nylon thingummies.....................tents! That’s it..........Put it in a tent.

Ooh yoga.........that’s what I’m gonna take up........the hot one........ Excersise with a load of Lycra clad stretchy, sweaty, farty women ..... Mmmmmmmm

That there lundun.........nah.

And for all the reasons above..... I’m out.

B&b used to be the way for me, now it’s them trousers with a million pockets.

Faint heart never f**k*d a pig. You’ll be ok whatever you do. Sometimes we have an itch we just have to scratch. Good luck.

I’m Dropsalot. The best in the shed.

Oh for Christ’s sake...........pfffft...... Get a spade and dig off all that dirt that’s piled up on it, cut a window in the far end so you can ventilate it nicely. Drain water into a soak away. There.

Dropsalot........it’s on my birth certificate.........mummy had an idea I’d be a struggling/messy spread......wasn’t that clever of her?

Too weird.

Mine was oak.........turns out very scorchable........ I called it character and left it alone.

From the oracle. Good advice. Take it.

Loads round here, mostly washing cars or drug dealing, but I’m pretty sure they could manage screwing as well.

Girls go through a stage of producing actual s**t......... Then when they get older they talk a load of s**t.....all the time........ And if you’re unlucky they meet a piece of s**t.........(only you can see it though)... But then there’s an epiphany and one day it will be like a a butterfly...

Whereabouts are you @LarryTheLag ?

The world famous Gruntin,moanin,scratchin,splashin,slapitonotor.

Absolutely never on a Wednesday.........that’s all I’ve gotta say.

Power washers can be deadly. Years ago I had to hire one for a clean up before rendering job, whilst I had it thought I d give my pick up a sluice down, put the machine to “hot” & “power” and got on with it.......... When the steam cleared it became obvious that I’d taken the tailgate back to...

Welcome along pal. Join in, its usually fun.

Very nice.

I’d do it as you say @imago, but instead of 3x2” cls or similar, I’d go 4x2” just coz it’s better. After all you’ll already be shelling out for 7x 2”, and if you are gonna double board, it’ll take it betterer......

I had a fire similar to that in @Tinytom ‘s pic..........and when it was stoked up on a cold day the heat from the fire cooked the bressemer beam and it began to smoulder.........all correct distances etc all rules followed, hetas fitter etc. They get bloody hot!

Ohhhh.......it’ll look ok once painted...........in the dark............from a distance of eleven hundred yards............minimum. Trouble is, it looks like a fair bit has been done. Contractor will say. “Ffs sake mate, you’ve let me do all this, and now you complain?”.........

Black beads would look good..............wouldn’t they?

My cure for depression......cheer up! Seriously though, if you can have no impact upon a situation no matter what you do, then worrying about it will do no-one any good. A positive mental attitude might not be of much help, but having one makes life more bearable. All the best. Dropsalot.

Hahaha.....bet you’ve never filched sand from a kids sand pit across the road from a job for the very same reason.............me neither.

Be easier to skim. A radiator....pffft The adhesive slowed it down, but turned it to chewing gum to use......

Get loads of trowels and spats........ Like a selection box of biccies is miles better than a single pack of digestives..... You’ll prefer some to there’s and always have a favourite.....but it’s lovely having loads to pick from......

Watched a film this afternoon.....

I’m having a go at this.....bump!..........did it work?

Good to know. Thanks.

Grass! In a bathroom ...........I’ve heard it all now.....

Don’t understand

It’s fine Burt.......you’re only saying what a lot think....

Some people have done a one coat job, and taken the “saved” plaster to another job! Could you imagine that!! Some people eh?